As I’m sure you’ve heard by now (more than once), I and my fellow editor/contributor Elizabeth went to ClexaCon this past weekend. We gushed about fanart, cosplay, and the amazing guests and celebrities on Ladies First on Wednesday. So today, I want to talk about one of the less publicized gems of the con: the film festival. That’s right, there was a festival of films dedicated to queer ladies that went on all weekend. I didn’t get to go to many of the films given how full my schedule was. Fine, I only made it to one. But the one I did go to was wonderful and that’s what I want to talk about today.
Almost Adults stars Carmilla alums Natasha Negovanlis (Carmilla) and Elise Bauman (Laura Hollis) as college best friends and roommates Cassie (played by Negovanlis) and Mack (played by Bauman), short for Mackenzie. The film opens on a scene establishing the bff nature of this friendship of opposites as the titles roll. Cue awkward family dinners times two, and I’m already sold. Mack has recently figured out she’s a lesbian, and Cassie recently broke up with her long-time boyfriend. Each character must find a way to tell their parents the ‘truth’ about their lives and, surprise, surprise, it’s Cassie’s parent’s who are less accepting. Mack actually calls her gay best friend Levi to complain about how accepting her parents were because she feels she missed out on a queer right of passage.
The rest of the film follows the pair as they navigate what life throws at them next. Mack learns how to ‘be a lesbian’, including getting a Tumblr account and ‘Tumblr girlfriend’, a real girlfriend, and then losing real girlfriend over her ‘Tumblr girlfriend’. Cassie faces life post Matthew, including struggling with her grades and losing a potentially career making internship. They’re learning how to be adults and how to be friends through the ups and downs of life.
If you’ve watched Carmilla, you’ll be unsurprised to hear how hilarious the film is. I’m not all that familiar with LGBT+ focused films, so maybe this is par for the course for LGBT+ comedies. But I, for one, loved the curve ball nature of the humor. Negovanlis jokes about how she wants to live up life now that she’s broken up with Matthew, like, for example, staying out late or getting HPV. Mack replies, “Your standards are too low. Go crazy! Get the clap!”
A huge part of what I enjoyed about the comedy is that it takes injects humor into the female and LGBT+ experience. Making fun of unsatisfying male lovers is not new to comedy (just see shows like Sex and the City), but doing it in the context of being a queer woman is. At least to me. And I loved seeing Mack get to be awkward and ridiculous about being a newly out wlw. She utterly fails at her first attempt at sex, and we get to laugh with her about it. It’s Brooklyn 99 levels of ‘laugh with, not at the LGBT+ character’.
Elise Bauman continues her love affair with eating (and spitting out) food on screen, much to my delight. And even though their characters in Almost Adults are completely different from their characters in Carmilla, Bauman and Negovanlis are utterly convincing. The conflict in their relationship feels real and not overly melodramatic. We can see the tiny little steps along the way that lead to the bigger arguments without them feeling forced. Neither character is 100% in the right all the time, either. The audience can sympathize with both sides of the issues regardless of whether Cassie or Mack is feeling more hurt by the other’s behavior.
And that’s one of the film’s greatest successes. By creating space for both protagonists to be self-absorbed, the film avoids falling into the trap of being a stereotypical ‘friend of queer woman learns how to be kind about her coming out’ story. The point is that they’re both selfish and self-absorbed at different points. They’re both ‘almost adults’ in that they’re learning how to care about more than their own personal sorrows and frustrations. Both Cassie and Mack are flawed human beings and flawed friends.
And that’s what I love most. By making it a story about friendship rather than coming out, Almost Adults becomes a human story that everyone can relate to. We’ve all had shitty friends, and been the shitty friend. Being an adult means moving past yourself to care for others while making space for forgiveness instead of relying on demonizing and cutting ties with people who hurt you. By building up the rift in the friendship so naturally, the ending (which I won’t spoil) feels both cathartic and earned.
For an independent film, the cinematography and camera work felt more what you’d expect from a bigger studio dramedy. It was intimate, but professional looking. The leitmotif of the statue in the park worked really well to broadcast where Cassie and Mack’s friendship is at any given moment. Whether it be them together taking adorable pictures with it, Cassie leaning against it alone at night, or Mack by herself, double fisting her ice cream cones while dripping all over it. That statue says it all.
The script was well done, with lots of visual and experiential echoes to parallel the protagonists’ experiences. But it didn’t feel hackneyed or in your face obvious either. The dialogue was both funny and rich, and I really enjoyed the use of silence/on-screen texting of characters off screen. It was painfully true to life.
At the end of the day Almost Adults, is a funny, warm, and insightful film about learning how to grow up and grow with your friends even if they hurt you. While it may at times rely on LGBT+ stereotypes a bit too much for my comfort level, it still manages to be hilarious without making queer characters the butt of all the jokes. Bauman and Negovanlis absolutely nail their roles. They prove once again that they have some of the best comedic timing of any young female pair of actors, hands down. I can’t wait to see more work from each or both of them in the future!
All in all, one of the best ways to close out an amazing weekend at ClexaCon! The Q&A after the film was interesting as well. I learned first hand that Natasha Negovanlis was much shorter than I expected after having watched Carmilla.
Almost Adults was released in the US earlier this year. It is available for rent or purchase on YouTube, Amazon Video, iTunes, Vimeo, Microsoft, Vudu, and Google Play.
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‘Tyler Perry’s Boo 2! A Madea Halloween’ Is Terrifyingly Dull
I have never seen a Tyler Perry movie before. If Tyler Perry’s Boo 2! A Madea Halloween is any indication I probably won’t be seeing another one for a good long while. In the interest of full disclosure, I should tell you the screening I saw had projection issues.
Excusing the projection issues Tyler Perry’s Boo 2! A Madea Halloween is a startlingly ugly film. There’s a laziness and nonsensical quality to the most basic screen compositions. The whole film has a slip shod quality that makes it feel as if Perry literally slapped it all together the night before. The movie feels more like a rushed student project than an actual film.
One particular moment bothered me because of convoluted blocking that could have easily been solved with simple editing. Joe (Tyler Perry) is in the car, in the backseat. Madea (Perry) is outside with Hattie (Patrice Lovely) and Bam (Cassi Davis). She calls for Joe to get out of the car. Madea, Hattie, and Bam are framed in the right corner of the screen. We see Joe exit the vehicle, his face hidden. Joe then walks around the car in the opposite direction avoiding the trio. He then gets into the driver seat of the car and lays his head down on the steering wheel. He remains there for the rest of the scene.
On the left corner is another character. A little girl in a white dress, with damp strongly black hair. She’s a caricature of the girl from the Ringu series. But she’s just sitting there doing nothing. All the action is coming from Joe, so our eyes follow him. But why? Perry is just wasting our time, and his, by needlessly showing us how Joe moved from the back seat to the driver seat.
Of all the genres comedy is the one that both relies the least on a visual style and the most on visual style. Perry doesn’t need to reinvent cinema. He just needs to put the camera down and let Madea do the work.
As the title suggests, this is a sequel. From what I can gather the original was quite funny. I wish I had seen that one and not this dreadfully lazy inconsistent baffling mess of a film. Tyler Perry’s Boo 2! A Madea Halloween is more padding than story. It would be one thing if the padding was at all funny but it isn’t. There is almost no joy anywhere in this horrible misfire of a movie.
The story, I’m guessing, is roughly the same as the first. Brian’s (Perry) daughter Tiffany (Diamond White) sneaks out on her birthday the night before Halloween with her friends Gabriella (Inanna Sarkis) and Leah (Lexy Panterra). Once again the trio goes to a frat party, only this time the party is held at Lake Derrick, a riff on Crystal Lake from the Friday the 13th franchise. Madea overhears Tiffany plotting with her friends. She enlists the help of Hattie, Bam, and Joe to go out to Lake Derrick to rescue Tiffany and her friends.
Tyler Perry’s Boo 2! A Madea Halloween is as dreadful and disgusting as any horror movie. At one point Madea hits a small girl; the Ringu caricature. Madea and her friends debate what it was she hit. Madea suggests it was a deer. One of her friends says she saw a white dress. “Well maybe the deer was transitioning.”
There’s a deep vein of misogynistic patriarchal nonsense running deep through Tyler Perry’s Boo 2! A Madea Halloween. The young women in this film are forced into the most form fitting and curve displaying outfits while Perry and the movie loudly remind us they are eighteen. The frat boys ogle Tiffany’s chest, even as she is dressed as a schoolgirl because she has just left school.
At one point Leah is hiding in Madea’s Cadillac, alone with Joe. Joe, in the driver seat begins to ramble a string of obscene come ons while she squirms in the back seat clearly uncomfortable. Joe stops and asks if Leah is eighteen. Leah, who we know, is a year older than Tiffany, lies and says no. It’s a moment that made me laugh but it was an uneasy laugh.
Perry recognizes that Joe is repugnant, recognizes that Leah is smart enough to have to deal with men like Joe and can handle herself, but somehow doesn’t recognize he puts the onus on Leah for rebuking and not on Joe for being a dirty old man. Yes, Joe being a dirty old man is the joke, but it’s the type of joke that enforces and shrugs it’s shoulders as if to say “Well if she’s going to look like that and dress like that what do you expect?”
Tyler Perry’s Boo 2! A Madea Halloween so misses the point that in a scene where Gabriella is being groped by a frat boy and offered beer she cries out “I don’t drink. I’m a Christian.” A woman is being grabbed and touched against her will and Perry seems only concerned with telling us she won’t drink and that she is a Christian. Little is said of the unwanted touching.
There are moments within the film where Madea riffs and Perry’s voice is dubbed over to edit out the cursing. Places where Perry clearly says ‘damn’ are dubbed to ‘darn’. This is a cheap and cynical ploy to get the rating to PG-13 but it’s even more bizarre when there is a string of ‘darn’s’ immediately after Joe has just said ‘mother f*****’. Combine all of this with the vitriol Perry seems to aim at Madea by Joe’s constant mis-gendering of her and you have one of the more uncomfortable comedies I’ve had to sit through this year.
There’s a war going on in the very center of the film. The war of what it wants to be. Does it want to be a Tyler Perry moralistic sermon drenched in the sort of patriarchal patronizing he’s famous for? Or does it it want to be an absurd silly comedy that just allows it’s characters to live and breathe, foibles and all?
I’ll admit to laughing here or there but that’s because despite all the flaws, Tyler Perry is not untalented. Perry has charisma and Madea is a genuine comedic invention grounded in both reality and absurdity. Diamond White has presence and charisma, but her body is given more to do than her character. The movie has no teeth or spine.
Tyler Perry’s Boo 2! A Madea Halloween is a woeful excuse of a comedy. There’s a meanness and lack of focus that makes for a deeply boring and unsettling experience. Rarely have I complained about projection issues, had them fixed, and then spent the rest of the movie contemplating if I did the right thing.
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‘Professor Marston and the Wonder Women’ is a Lush, Nuanced Love Story
Professor Marston and the Wonder Women is one of the best movies playing right now. It is a calling card for a new directorial voice in Angela Robinson. She has made a couple of other features but worked mostly in television. But with her latest effort, I can say that she is clearly a director to watch.
William Marston (Luke Evans), the creator of Wonder Woman, and psychologist is happily married to his wife Elizabeth (Rebecca Hall). The two are working on a prototype for what will eventually be a lie detector and hire on a student Olive Byrne (Bella Heathcote) as a research assistant. Any other director would more than likely write this as a love triangle or some other melodramatic tripe.
Robinson instead takes a nuanced and sensual look at polyamory. The main thing Robinson understands about polyamory is that they are not all that different from ‘normal’ monogamous relationships. Like anything, it takes communication and understanding what the other wants and needs.
One of the great discoveries of Professor Marston and the Wonder Women is Robinson’s gift for dialogue. These are college educated people who sound like college educated people. Modern movies are so shy about having characters that might be smart they end up creating genuinely dumb characters and situations. There is a great dearth of emotional intelligence and dry wit peppered throughout Robinson’s screenplay.
William asks Elizabeth for three minutes of uninterrupted silence from her only to have her interrupting him mere seconds later as he begins to speak for her. “You promised!” He cries. “Well, that was before I realized you were going to be speaking for me.”
William and Elizabeth Marston are a sort of Nick and Nora Charles incarnate. They trade barbs as well as ideas. There is in a deep trust in their relationship as well as an abiding respect for the other’s intellect. The Marstons can take an argument about how William lusts after Olive, in front of her, and have the conversation devolve into Olive’s reaction being the key to fixing their troubled lie detector. Evans and Hall have a rhythm in how they talk to each other, a type of shorthand.
Heathcote’s Olive role is the long-missing ingredient to the happy couple. She amplifies William’s dreamy academia while also tempering Olive’s rueful pragmatism. The magnificent thing is Robinson allows us to see this for ourselves. There’s no hand-holding. We are mercifully spared any scenes where the three hold hands proclaiming their love to some third party as they describe how and why their relationships work. We see it plain as day.
There is one true sex scene. Their first time. It happens on a stage in the university. But Robinson and her cameraman Bryce Fortner don’t frame their lovemaking as lurid and titillating. They frame it less like sex and more like a found connection; a realization of happiness. Professor Marston and the Wonder Women has an immense amount of humor and empathy. There’s a brash confidence to Robinson’s visual. It’s not a personal style so much a style catered to the subject.
I’ve never been a particular fan of Luke Evans, but his William is a wry sincere boisterous live wire. Evans has always had a jawline to be a movie star, but here he finally shows he has the talent of one as well. His movements are exaggerated, but he never overplays it. He gives a loud but subtle performance.
It helps that Rebecca Hall is by his side at all times. If there’s anything anchoring William and Olive to reality, it’s her. Arguably the smartest to the three she is also the least able to articulate her feelings. Hall imbues her with a sense of fearlessness and joy.
Good thing Olive is there to force her to face them head-on. Heathcote’s Olive could easily be played as a vacuous pushover. Robinson and Heathcote choose instead have Olive be a woman still trying to find her way in the world. A young woman taken by the handsome young Professor Marston and deeply in awe of the blisteringly intelligent Elizabeth.
Robinson cleverly and effortlessly allows William’s fascination with BDSM to be genuine and honest. Elizabeth has some reluctance until she sees Olive seems to be taken with the idea as well. The BDSM more than anything seems to strengthen their relationship. When the neighbors walk in on the three one day, we are as baffled as they are at the hostility they discover.
The movie is only tangentially concerned with Wonder Woman as an idea. Motifs and visual homages to the Amazon run throughout, but Robinson is more interested in William, Elizabeth, and Olive. Professor Marston and the Wonder Women cuts back and forth in time from the present to the past. In the present William is giving testimony to Josette Frank (Connie Britton) head of the Child Study Association of America, about the ‘subtext’ of his Wonder Woman comics.
These scenes which are fine are somewhat grating because there’s nothing really interesting going on here. Especially since William seems plagued with Chekhov’s cough. This is something we see in movies all the time. Rarely do people cough in act one, have someone ask if they’re okay, and make it out of the movie alive. Still anytime Connie Britton is allowed on screen could hardly be counted as wasted. She’s a wonderful actress who’s able to convey so much of her character just by sitting.
Angela Robinson has made a quiet truly adult film about complex emotions and relationships. It’s not so much a biopic so much as an attempt to show us there is more than one way to love. Human connection occurs in a myriad of ways in a vast ocean of possibilities. Professor Marston and the Wonder Women is a sweet, engaging, thoughtful love story that just so happens to be about the guy who invented Wonder Woman and the lie detector.
Critic’s Comment: Though it should be noted, as beautiful as this movie is, Christie Marston, granddaughter of Marston has gone on record to say that Robinson did not talk the Marston family at all for any information on the subjects of this film. This raises the recurring question of many historical biopics as far as accuracy goes. Again, it’s a lush, beautiful film. Just remember that the “facts” presented are Robinson’s interpretation and not necessarily the truth.
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Ron Howard Reveals the Han Solo Movie Title as…Solo: A Star Wars Story
The renowned director, a late replacement for original directors Phil Lord and Christopher Miller, revealed the title on Twitter in the aftermath of wrapping production. After a tumultuous filming process for the Han Solo film and creative differences between Lucasfilm and Lord and Miller, Howard stepped into the role in June.
As you would expect of a title so…uninspired, the reaction has been lukewarm at best. I can’t blame them. I only needed five minutes in a Reddit thread to find half a dozen titles better. I guess matching something with “a Star Wars Story” part makes things harder. Still, really? Though I suppose they could have named it Fuck You It’s a Han Solo Movie: A Star Wars Story and not lost a single potential moviegoer.
Hopefully, the actual film makes up for that title, or they will at least go back and reconsider. For real, Lucasfilms, that’s just plain terrible.
Solo (ugh) will show us a young Han Solo during his smuggler movies. The movie will show the early days of his adventures with his Wookie life partner Chewbacca and also Lando Calrissian (played by Donald Glover, one of the few encouraging things to come out of this movie’s production so far).
The film is scheduled to release on May 25, 2018. Alden Ehrenreich will step into Harrison Ford’s massive shoes. Woody Harrelson also stars as Beckett, Han’s mentor, with Donald Glover cast as the young Lando Calrissian. Game of Thrones Emilia Clarke will feature as well.