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Teen Wolf Goes More Brutal




Teen Wolf brought the third episode of season 6B, “After Images.” The plot thickens and escalates, and Gerard shows what a terrible bastard he is, in case we forgot.


Brett, the werewolf shot by Gerard at the end of previous episode, is running through the forest trying to get away. His sister, Lori, goes to see Scott because Brett is missing and she found his lacrosse stick covered in blood. Mason is playing videogames at Liam’s and when the finish, basically invites himself to stay over. Liam wonders why, and Mason admits that he keeps seeing the headless dead body they found everywhere. Including Liam’s bedroom.

Brett running and masking his tracks is intershot with Gerard teaching the young hunter (weird schedule lady) the ins and outs of the trade.

Melissa tries to do an autopsy on the headless corpse, but keeps getting terrified and the lights keep flicking on and off, and finally she runs out of the morgue. Mason gets Corey and they go see Lydia, who tries to induce a vision of where Brett is. The two just keep disturbing her, but she manages to write “68” in different languages in trance. She decides to go to the high school to try and get another vision, this time alone.

Liam, meanwhile, joined Scott, Malia and Lori – finally the pack is being divided in logical ways – in tracking Brett. They find the arrow he was shot with, so they know a hunter is after him. But since he’s not dead yet, they decide it’s an inexperienced hunter. Well, they are half-right.

They track him into the underground tunnels. There, he hides near the ceiling on a support beam as Gerard and the young hunter have a conversation bellow him about dividing and conquering.

Soon enough, we see Lori triggering a trap and Scott jumping in front of her. The thing was huge and he’s seriously injured. So, predictably, they split, Malia remaining with Scott and Liam going with Lori. Melissa called Chris, who expresses some surprise at that. He goes into the morgue and gets terrified as well. They go in together, and with mutual support, Melissa manages to get a tissue sample.

Mason and Corey sit in the library when Nolan, a creepy-looking kid, is addressed by the kid-mutated-by-a-fear-demon. You know, the one whose head was eaten and whose body they technically found. The kid-slash-fear-demon urges Nolan to find out what Corey is. Nolan goes to talk to him and stabs him in the hand with a pen, then shows everyone present that his hand healed.

Liam and Lori find badly injured and poisoned Brett, and just then, smoke and “dog whistles” go off. Liam tells Lori and Brett to go while he faces in the direction of the smoke. Well, he’s never been exactly smart, so I guess this is in character. Soon enough, naturally, he realizes there is no one in the smoke and follows Lori.

Scott and Malia have a moment of tenderness which makes it explicit this is a ship they’re actually intending to sail. Malia also insists they should have called Stiles. Then they realise one hunter who knows the tunnels well and could set the trap that got Scott is Gerard, and hobble after the rest of the pack to save them.

Lydia meets Nolan at school and notices that his lacrosse jersey says “68”. She realises it’s him. He says “you’re one of them” and runs away.

Melissa analyses the sample under the microscope and finds out there is no DNA, no cell structure, nothing. Which is impossible. She and Chris are about to say goodbye. It’s awkward and then Chris brings up that he should have called, after the kiss last half-season. They both agree that they wanted to call, then Chris starts with some “I should go” nonsense. Fortunately, Melissa stops him.

Don’t be a Solas, Chris. We already have fear demons here, that’s quite enough DAI vibes.

Lydia informs Mason and Corey that Nolan wanted to expose Corey, and that she was wrong about her vision. People won’t be turning against each other, people will be turning against the supernaturals.

Lori and Brett climb out of the tunnels and Brett is immediately ran over by a car. Liam then jumps out, shifted, right into the light of many car lights, and countless civilians watch his werewolf rage at seeing the dead Brett. Gerard explains to his young apprentice that yeah, he set that up. He’s building an army, you see, and nothing is quite as useful for that as fear.


A half-season about how hateful jerks can use fear to turn people violent is very relevant right at this time, but it also makes it harder to watch. There were moments when I felt this should have trigger warnings, though I’m not sure what exactly they would warn against. “Gerard being even even more of an asshole than usual”? Actually, that might be legit.

Anyway. I’m getting a little tired of watching all non-protagonist characters die, while the permanent fixtures remain consistently unharmed. I have already complained about this, and this episode made it even more obvious. It was clear from the start that Brett was going to die, yet we were strung along for forty minutes, watching Gerard’s evil masterplan come into fruition. Evil masterplan that was very much a Batman gambit. I mean, how did Gerard know Brett would run into the tunnels? Or was the trap rigged a long time ago just in case someone went there? And the “dog whistles” were planted with the same intention? How long does the battery in those things last? I could go on.

When it’s supernatural villains who are presented as omnipotent by the story, it’s lazy but tolerable. When it’s an old, sick guy, it’s just immeasurably irritating.

(And speaking of his illness, he seems surprisingly chipper. Did he get a miraculous cure, did he get the bite, or is this his attempt to have a last legacy before he dies? An army to fight the supernaturals? If the last is true, my question remains: how is he so healthy that he can run around and prepare traps? Is that part of this new omnipotent perk he seems to have gotten on his last level up?)

Who is doing surprisingly badly, on the other hand, is Liam. Was he not supposed to be getting ready for leadership? That arc seems to have been there at some point, but most of his progress was now erased. A few times, it seems. As it is, it makes one wonder how in the world could Scott believe Liam could handle the pack. But I don’t want to repeat myself too much, though this particular thing will never stop bothering me. Let us just say that is is a persistent issue.

And speaking of contrived plans that work unbelievably well – literally – there was the whole pen-stabbing business. Maybe the fear demon was controlling the reaction somehow, but if he wasn’t…I don’t think that’s how it would go. The people in the library saw a guy violently stab another guy with a pen. Then they saw that the stabbed guy wasn’t actually hurt. I don’t think the takeaway from that would be “wow, Corey sure is something supernatural”. I think the takeaway would be “wow, Nolan sure is dangerously violent, it’s a good thing he wasn’t strong enough to actually harm Corey with that pen.” It would be Nolan they feared after this, not Corey. Not unless they already had some very solid suspicions, at least.

But on the positive side, Froy Gutierrez, who played Nolan, really acted his face off. There is no one too shabby on this show, but he knocked it out of the park with his creepy act in the library. Some credit should also go to Tyler Posey for directing this. The close-ups of Nolan’s face were particularly effective, given how well he acted.

Clearly, the fear that permeates Beacon Hills also brings out the love in people – something that would actually make sense – since we had not one but two romantic moments. Both were more first hints of a development than fully fledged scenes, and I expect to see more of those couples in the future. I think Scott and Malia have a potential for an interesting dynamic at least, with her independence and him being tightly bound to his friends and responsibilities.

Chris and Melissa are being developed in an interesting way, giving depth to their pretty random kiss from last half-season. I hope we will see some adult relationship exploration there. They both have their own issues in the past. Their spouses were idiots, and Victoria’s end was traumatic enough for Chris to have some further reservations. I look forward to seeing some of that reflected in this relationship I’m becoming more and more interested in.

Especially as it’s virtually guaranteed Chris will have some personal hell to go through when he finds out about Gerard’s involvement. I sincerely hope they won’t go with the rather obvious trope of Chris sacrificing himself to stop Gerard. He is one of my favourite characters, one of those with most depth, and I would hate to see him die. Which I do realise might sound contradictory to my previous comment about none of the main cast ever dying/suffering lasting damage. But, well. Chris would not be my first choice for that. The fact that he is on the edges of the main cast is just one of the reasons.

And speaking of lasting damage, I truly enjoyed seeing that Mason wasn’t able to just wave the dead body they found away. I very much hope this wasn’t the last we heard of his trauma, though. Because if it was just there to provide a cool episode name, I’m going to be very cross indeed.

We’re fast approaching the middle of this half-season, so I am half-excited, half-worried about what the next week will bring.

All images courtesy of MTV.

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine Should Let Rosa Date Gina





Gina and Rosa

Google most non-canon LGBT ships, and you get results for various fanfiction sites, maybe an article or two about why they should be canon, why the show is clearly missing the opportunity of a lifetime. Google Rosa/Gina—dubbed Dianetti—and you get tweets from the two actresses involved.

Though media has made huge strides in the past decade or so with LGBT relationships, there is still a lot to be done. Queerbaiting remains common, as does the bury your gays trope. Relationships—especially wlw ones—are still seen as less valid, less possible, than their straight counterparts; this is in part due to many writers, actors, and showrunners continuing to tease of F/F relationships. By creating a dynamic where two women are clearly not just friends (and, of course, never making that dynamic explicitly romantic either), they get the best of both worlds: LGBT viewers who crave representation with none of the potential backlash for so-called political correctness.

The Beauty of B99

Brooklyn Nine-Nine, however, has never fallen into that trap. Holt and Kevin may be the subject of many jokes, but they are never the butt of any. Similarly, topics like racial profiling and police corruption are taken seriously. It is a comedy show, but it is also a show that recognizes the power of its platform. Where another show would tease these topics and turn them into a punchline, Brooklyn Nine-Nine turns them into a discussion.

Holt and Kevin marry each other as quickly as possible.

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So, of every show on television, I know that Brooklyn Nine-Nine would treat Rosa and Gina well. That is an important part of the discussion that is oft forgotten: representation does not end when it begins. Instead, it is an ongoing process, most successful when the writers and showrunners make continued efforts to deepen and better their characters and relationships. When we ask for representation, we are asking for a commitment: at the very minimum, do not kill them. Because that is still often too much to ask, we never get to the next step: do not cheapen them, do not forget them. Do not let them be a checked box on a list of things a show needs to have.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine has proven they can do it. So why don’t they?

The Case For Dianetti

Over the past four seasons, we have seen Gina and Rosa flit in and out of various relationships. All the while, however, they have been there for each other.

Rosa is closed-off, awkward whenever the slightest hint of emotions are involved; Gina, on the other hand, is as open a book as she could possibly be. In the same way that Jake and Amy build on each other and make each other grow, Rosa and Gina could do the same.

In the past, the show has paired Rosa with men who are too different or too similar. Marcus was very openly emotional, and while the importance of having such a character cannot be understated, he was not right for Rosa. Adrien, then, had the opposite problem: he and Rosa never truly get to know each other during their relationship because both were content being unattached in that way.

Enter Gina. She is the perfect option, the perfect mix of emotional and independent; she is the one who can make Rosa consistently smile, the one who isn’t semi-scared of her at all times.

There are not many women on television that are like Rosa, and to give her a chance to find true, lasting love would be very valuable to many viewers. Having her and Gina both go through several unsuccessful relationships is good—it’s realistic and done well. But just as Jake and Amy found each other, just as Kevin and Holt found each other, I would like to see Rosa and Gina do the same.

In a world where F/F ships are punchlines to jokes that weren’t funny the first time, it is a rare and very special thing to see such an opportunity supported by both actresses involved. We have the support, and we have the chance; all that remains is for Brooklyn Nine-Nine to take the leap.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine consistently surprises me with the topics they are willing to tackle and the grace with which they do so. So, as it returns this month for its fifth season, I hope that they will tackle Rosa/Gina next.

Images courtesy of Fox

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The Neighbors from Hell

Kristen Roche



This week’s episode of American Horror Story: Cult opens with a blonde woman, Rosie, speaking with Dr. Vincent (Cheyenne Jackson) about how thanks to him she’s overcome her fear of being trapped in dark places. (Sidebar: why is Ally the only important woman without white/blonde hair in this show?) When Rosie and her husband Mark, return home, however, they are accosted by clowns and nailed into coffins. Rosie’s worst nightmare that she admitted to Dr. Vincent. It makes you wonder if the Doctor is part of the cult. Hmm…

Switching up the timeline of things (again), we return to where we left off after last week’s episode; the Mayfair-Richards household following Ally’s (Sarah Paulson) gun play. Detective Samuels (Colton Haynes) assures Ally that he doesn’t think charges will be pressed because the murder of Pedro was in self defense. Though Ivy (Allison Pill) knows it was accidental and not self defense, she agrees with the Detective and the power finally returns.

The next day, protestors gather outside the Butchery on Main, branding Ally as the “lesbian George Zimmerman,” and the news is there to broadcast the protest. Unable to show her face, Ally is forced to stay in the car while Ivy goes to work. Before Ally can go home, however, she is confronted by Kai (Evan Peters) who calls her brave. He tells her to never apologize and that he’ll take care of the mob for her. When Ally does arrive home, she receives a very different greeting from Meadow (Leslie Grossman) and Harrison (Billy Eichner). The couple, dressed in sombreros, condemn the accidental murder and accuse her of being a racist.

Ally and Ivy are unable to avoid the news of the protestors on television. The news finally moves on to announce the deaths of Rosie and Mark, who were found in coffins in their home with a smiley face symbol painted above them. The same symbol that was found on the Changs’s house.

Things turn to the strange (or stranger, anyway), the next day when Ivy and Ally find dozens of dead crows in their yard. It gets stranger yet when Winter accidentally lets an unknown man into the house. The man was responding to an ad on Craigslist that listed lesbians looking for pleasure from a man.

During a phone session, Dr. Vincent talks to Ally about the Craigslist ad. It’s in this scene that we get our first election reference of the episode, a record few this time. Dr. Vincent suggests Ally file a police report then asks for an emergency meeting to talk about an inpatient facility. Ally (obviously) disagrees with the doctor’s assessment and ends the call. When she reaches town, protestors accost her car, but with a single word Kai is able to get them to leave.

Returning home, Ally and Ivy find Oz and Winter playing with a guinea pig with a cisnormative name.  They learn that the animal was a gift from Meadow. When Ally tells him that he cannot keep the pet, Oz lashes out and says that he wishes Ally wasn’t around. Ally then calls Harrison who is sitting with Meadow and Detective Samuels. Harrison states that he likes Oz but not Ally, and that Oz needs testosterone in the house. Angry, when Ally sees a truck spraying green mist, she chases the truck down to no avail.

Elsewhere, Meadow and Kai play the pinky game. When asked for her greatest fears, Meadow offers a superficial fear that Kai slaps her for. This is a revolution and he doesn’t want his time wasted. Kai calls her out as being afraid of never really being loved.

In a rare moment of levity and normalcy, the Mayfair-Richards family having a nice family dinner at the Butchery on Main. Oz apologizes for lashing out at Ally, and she decides to let Oz keep Mr. Guinea. When they arrive home, however, what was a good night takes a turn.   smiley face is painted on the door, and Mr. Guinea blows up in the microwave.

Ally crosses the street and enters the neighbors house where she assaults Harrison. She accuses the couple of being responsible for all the wrong that has been done to them, but Meadow is genuinely scared when she hears about the smiley face. Ally escalates matters and threatens to kill them before leaving. Ivy finally reaches her breaking point with Ally, calling her out on her absurd reactions, when Oz points out that the same smiley face is on the side of the Wilton’s house. Instead of warning the couple, however, Ivy and Oz return home. Ally follows behind, only to find mysterious people spraying a green substance on her lawn. When she tries to reveal their faces, she finds smiley faces in the place of where real faces should be.

Meadow is not the only Wilton to play the pinky game with Kai. This time, Harrison plays, and does a better job telling the truth to Kai than his wife. He admits that he wishes Meadow were dead.

When Detective Samuels calls on the Mayfair-Richards home, Ally talks to him with crazy eyes about her conspiracy theory. She’s finally the one that seems to be making some sense and no one is listening. It makes her look even crazier to have make-up smeared down her face. 

The conversation is halted by Oz’s scream. His mothers immediately head upstairs to find him closing his laptop. He admits that he got past Ivy’s parental controls as he saw her type in the password once, “Clownz”.  Sorry Ivy, but you’re starting to look pretty suspicious here. Ivy and Ally finally convince Oz to reveal what’s on the computer. It is a video of Ally in the bath getting fingered by Winter. Whomp, there it is.

Ivy wastes no time retaliating once they bring their conversation to the hallway and punches Ally in the face. She starts yelling about Ally breaking their family, while Ally seems hung up on the fact that someone planted a camera in their bathroom. Both valid points.

Not willing to stay in the same house as her cheating wife, Ivy prepares Oz to leave with her. Just as they are about to leave, however, police arrive across the street. They exit the house to find Harrison is freaking out and upon seeing her, accuses Ally of murdering Meadow. He woke up covered in Meadow’s blood, Meadow nowhere to be found. While the adults were arguing, Oz returns to the house. His mothers run after him to find him staring at the walls. Walls that are now covered in blood with a bloody smiley symbol on the living room wall.

Closing Thoughts

At this point, it seems as if the cult behind all the murders and strange happenings in this small Michigan town is larger than expected. In fact, it seems almost as if Ally and Oz are the only ones that aren’t part of the cult. With Meadow and Harrison both deferring to Kai, it appears that the blue-haired man might be one of the ring leaders. But then again, there’s also Dr. Vincent and Ivy to think about. Where do they fit? Are they secretly behind it all? And if Ivy is involved, what is it about Ally that makes her want to torture her so much?

With more questions raised in this episode, such as the questionable green substance, it’s easy to wonder where this cult is going, but perhaps the biggest question is; do we really care?

Images courtesy of FX

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Outlander Slows Things Down for Episode 2





This week’s Outlander was much slower than last week’s, returning to the steady pace they set in the first few episodes of both seasons 1 and 2. Unlike other shows that use this tactic (*cough* The Walking Dead *cough*), it works in Outlander because of how invested I am in the characters, no matter what they’re doing.


Like last week, this week’s episode divided its time between Jamie in the 18th century and Claire in the 20th. Jamie is at Lallybroch with his family, but he’s a wanted man. The redcoats frequently harass Jenny and Ian, even randomly throwing Ian in the clink in the hopes that they’ll all decide to betray Jamie’s whereabouts. Since they don’t ever really do anything to him, and he seems largely friendly with the soldiers, it’s a fairly empty threat.

Still, it’s dangerous, because in the aftermath of Culloden, being a Scot in Scotland was essentially outlawed. By that I mean clans were no longer allowed to wear their tartans, bagpipes were banned, and Scots weren’t allowed weapons (except I guess what they had to have to have hunt, like a bow and arrow or a knife).

Jamie has gone full-on wild man of the woods, complete with giant beard and long hair. He doesn’t really speak, just brings offerings of excessively large game (seriously, it was huge) and makes crazy eyes at people. Fergus, my dear son, is still in his service, and for all that it’s been 6 years, he’s not that much taller or older. It’s like the Stark kids in reverse.

For real, Bran’s like 25 and Fergus is still just 14.

While Ian’s locked up, Jenny goes into labor a bit early, and her sons Robbie and Jamie see a raven perched on the gate. They tell Fergus that a raven’s bad luck and can mean the death of the baby. The boys found a pistol hidden in the dovecot, so of course they use it to shoot the bird. Because why not!? Pistols aren’t against the law or anything.

The redcoats hear the shot because black powder guns are LOUD, and of course the tenacious captain brings some of his boys around. Unfortunately Jamie chose that moment to come a-visiting, so he’s walking around the house carrying his new nephew when the English show up.

Jamie hides and Jenny tells them the baby died, and while the commander is being semi-respectful, his corporal, a Scot named MacGregor, is a real ass. Ultimately the maid shows up with the pistol and says it was her dead husband’s, and she shot at a raven to scare it away.

The commander says to leave her, she’s no threat, and the soldiers leave. Fergus is giving them the stink eye as they go, and apparently it gives the Scottish corporal the idea to follow him, thinking he’ll lead them to Jamie. He’s wise to their bumbling, however, and he leads them away from Jamie’s cave. He taunts them as Jamie, hiding in the woods, watches in horror.

The soldiers catch Fergus and the corporal, um…chops his hand off with a sword. Which wasn’t nearly as violent and/or bloody as it could have been, thank goodness, because my poor son! As soon as they’re gone, Jamie wraps his stump and carries him back to the house.

Noooo, my wee angry son!!

Fergus later tells Jamie he’s lucky, because when he first hired him, Jamie swore if Fergus was hurt while in his service, Jamie would keep him for the rest of his days. “With one blow I’ve become a man of leisure,” he says with a grin.

Fergus’s maiming causes Jamie to realize that hiding out isn’t helping anyone. He tells Jenny and Ian they have to turn him in, partly to get the hefty reward money, but also so that the soldiers know once and for all that Jenny’s loyal to the Crown. She isn’t happy about it AT ALL, but she agrees. She sends her maid out to Jamie’s cave with some food, and she helps him shave the beard and cut his hair.

She also takes her dress off and offers him some old-fashioned comfort, which he reluctantly (and tearfully) accepts.

Later Jamie shows up at Lallybroch acting all “Jenny, it’s me after all this time! I certainly haven’t been hiding in a cave in the woods for the past few years! What a random happenstance!” The soldiers are there, of course, and he’s carted off while Jenny watches, crying.

Meanwhile in the future (which is our past, but not AS past as Jamie’s time), Claire is trying to be a full time mom and housewife. If y’all learned anything about Claire the last 2 seasons, you should’ve learned that that would NEVER work. It starts with her fantasizing about Jamie while Frank sleeps next to her, then the two of them having sex while she thinks about Jamie. Poor Frank.

After a dinner party one night she seduces him in front of the fire, but when she won’t open her eyes to look at him, he stops and tells her that when they’re together, he’s with her, but she’s with Jamie. She doesn’t deny it, and after that they go back to being much more distant.

Later Claire enrolls in medical school, and all the little white boys in her class are Shook. But they’re even MORE shook when a Black man walks in. He sits next to Claire and introduces himself to her, and in that moment a beautiful friendship was born.

“YOU got into Harvard Medical School?”
“What, like it’s hard?”

The episode ends with Claire and Frank crawling into bed to say goodnight. Claire turns off the light and lies down to sleep, and as the camera pulls back we see they’re now sleeping in twin beds. I guess their pretense of returning to their marriage has ended, and they’re staying together mostly for Bree’s sake.


Like I said, this was kind of a slow episode. Not a lot happened, really. It was mostly about Jamie and Claire trying to adjust to their new lives without each other. Jamie is essentially dead inside, a shell of himself, while Claire has Bree to think of.

They both tread water for a time, but eventually realize they have to figure out some way to keep going. Jamie turns himself in to the English because he knows he’s hurting his family and putting them at risk by being a fugitive. Even if they never find him hiding out on Fraser land, they’ll always suspect Jenny and Ian are sheltering him, and one day they may not be so congenial when they cart Ian off to jail.

If I have a criticism of the episode, it’s that Fergus losing his hand—a moment that shocked Jamie back to life, so to speak—lacked some of the punch it was clearly meant to have. Maybe I was just really tired, but my reaction was kinda like, “Oh no my son! Welp. Sucks for him.” I don’t know what they could’ve done differently with it. I certainly didn’t need it to be gorier. I guess it just seemed sort of…sudden? And possibly after Jack Randall’s antics, any old dastardly redcoat just doesn’t really compare. The whole thing was a little rushed in an episode that otherwise took its time.

I’m gonna admit it, y’all: I hate seeing Jamie with another woman! I can deal with Claire with Frank, but Jamie with the serving lady (who was very nice and very brave) had me seeing red. Like, duh he believes Claire’s gone forever, and it’s not like I’m mad at Jamie for seeking comfort with someone else—he needs to move on and get out of his emo phase. But STILL! Logic be damned!!!

“No cage could compare to the one I’ve been living in!” *cues “Welcome to the Black Parade”*

I honestly love this show and these characters, so I really could watch them stare at their shoes for an hour, but having said that—I hope next week picks up the pace just a li’l bit. Just a smidge. Especially on Claire’s side, because while yeah I love seeing her make That Face She Makes when men are sexist jerks, I want her to have something more to do than miss Jamie. Medical school and her career should definitely help that issue.

All in all, this was a solid filler episode, and I was glad to see Jenny and my (now one-handed) son Fergus again. Next week we’ll re-meet Sir John Grey, so that should be interesting. Also I wanna see more baby Bree because that is a super cute baby. Like, wow.

Episode Grade: B. It wasn’t as good as last week, but it’s a great show, so it earns some generosity from me. Also all the emotional notes were spot-on.

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