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Gushing Over Reunited, Part 1: The Wedding

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It’s the wedding of the century! Ruby and Sapphire “Reunited” to make their millennia-old relationship honest. Look, we know about the ridiculous amount of stuff that happened in this episode. It was a bomb of a Steven bomb and we’ll get to the main confrontation, we promise. But right now we need to talk about the gathering responsible for bringing everyone together. This was Garnet’s day. It helps when the Crewniverse makes the wedding so entertaining, sweet, and chockfull of small touches making the whole thing feel perfect. That’s worth spending some time on.

Oh, and there was a kiss involved? We also think it mattered because of two women and the importance of representation or something? So, without further ado, Betchen (Bo and Gretchen) are here for the first part of our gushing review of Steven Universe’s magnum opus. There’s all kinds of stressful things we could be writing of, but for just one day…

Let’s Only Think About Love

Actual knight in shining armor Bismuth with her rainbow hair isn’t even the gayest thing about this wedding.

Steven’s new song perfectly set the tone for the episode, and was easily the most Steven-y song in Steven Universe history. It encapsulates everything, good and bad, you need to know about the kid. There is a LOT the Crystal Gems have to worry about. The fact that Ruby and Sapphire split at all and want the wedding says that much. Rose=Pink Diamond hangs over their head. Steven has plenty to think about regarding his own identity and perceptions of his mother. The Diamonds pose an ever present threat looming over everyone, including those outside the immediate circle of Crystal Gems, like Peridot, Lapis, and the Townies.

Steven’s entire existence usually involves doing the exact opposite of worrying about terrible things, and when he has something happy to focus on like the wedding? No way. He will go to any lengths to inspire joy in everyone around him. Steven serves as the emotional rock of the Crystal Gems. They all take their lead from him. On this day of all days, he will not let them think about all the anxieties and fears plaguing their minds.

Does this sometimes backfire when Steven buries his sorrow too much? Sure. Sometimes the other Crystal Gems need it, though.

Sometimes, we, the audience, need it, too. There’s no way not to watch an episode like “Reunited” and not think about how closely it echoes the social and political realities of living in the United States right now. Times they are a’changing and not always in ways that inspire hope. Marginalized folks of all identities have reasons to feel weighed down, anxious, frightened, yes, even angry. It’s exhausting for adults; how much more uncertain and confused much children feel when the adults around them don’t even know how to properly practice self care?

In turbulent and trying times, it’s important children learn that taking a break to be joyful has value. When the world is scary and danger looms, having days to only think about love in order to recharge and refill yourself is important. Self care matters. When there’s so much pressure to be angry, anxious, or both all the time, a show that creates space for children (and adults!) to not be consumed by those feelings as well as ways to cope with their stress in healthy ways is more necessary than ever. And to do so in ways that don’t deny how bad things are.

Steven: *sings* And I think we can all agree, that is a little bit upsetting.

(Gotta love the understatement. Never change, Steven Universe, never change)

As timely as ever, Steven Universe took our times head on and reminded us that it’s okay to be happy for a while. Even if the world is scary. Even if major threats to safety, family, and self seem immanent. Yes, even if not everyone knows or can participate. Even if other people don’t understand why it’s important. Take time for yourself to be happy. To celebrate love and loved ones. Because those are the reasons we fight.

In short, the song was exactly the mood setter the wedding, and our lives, needed. It was happy and catchy and packed full of amazing decisions that immediately let you know this wedding will be amazing. That it’s okay to celebrate the little things even when life seems terrifying, which is exactly what we’re going to do now by gushing over that…

Big Gay Wedding

The attention to detail in this wedding would put the very best planner to shame. Steven shaves his single facial hair using the razor Garnet gifted him when he was a baby. Sapphire knows to look away when Ruby enters the house because of her future vision. The wedding cake was a Together Breakfast. The flowers covering the wedding aisle were the colors of Garnet’s first fusion. The blue and red flowers washing up from the ocean made us wonder if they were meant as a gift from Lapis all the way from the moon.

And how about the clothing choices? The return of tuxedo Pearl would probably be enough on its own. You also have ponytail-Amethyst in a sport jacket. Peridot has a pretty yellow sundress and pink clogs, which is pretty awesome because her most iconic look until now has been a that snazzy red bow tie.

Both Peridot and Lapis have come a long way from this moment.

Bismuth wears an awesome suit of armor because it’s the nicest thing she owns. When Connie’s adorable hairdo and blue dress fall way down the ranking of best clothing choices, you know the Crewniverse did a great job.

Of course they all fall short of the wedding duo themselves. Sapphire in a tux and Ruby in a dress might seem like a small thing, but it’s one of those perfect touches that Steven Universe always seems to get right. Their standard appearances establish Ruby as the “butch” side of the relationship and Sapphire as the more feminine side. Flipping their presentation for the wedding was not only a defiant middle finger to the idea of censoring their relationship—no way to make Ruby a ‘man’ this time, censors!—it was yet another way for the Crewniverse to fight against gender stereotypes. There’s no reason the tomboy can’t look pretty in a wedding dress, and there’s no reason the lady who normally wears dresses can’t look sharp in a tuxedo.

Really, you can apply this lesson to all the clothing choices for the wedding. Pearl is slim and feminine, but this is now the second time she has rocked a tux. Amethyst fits the tomboy mold and has always been a bit less…fancy? than the others, but that sport coat and ponytail prove she can be just as classy as the rest when she cares to be. Peridot usually doesn’t come off as traditionally feminine, but damn if she can’t look beautiful in her sundress.

The first of many yeets involving Peridot and/or Lapis this episode.

(We really wish Lapis had been here for the actual wedding. What would she wear??? Gretchen is in favor of a blazer/dress shorts combo with a sparkly or lacy shirt.)

Rebecca Sugar and the rest of the Crewniverse know exactly what it means when they make decisions like this. It’s the same reason they had Stevonnie grow a beard. Normalizing the breaking of gender norms, the idea that if you’re a boy or a girl you have to look and dress a certain way, or that you even have to conform to whatever your birth gender was, is important to fighting discrimination. They also know how teaching these lessons within children’s animation helps influence future generations to avoid discrimination. Teaching these lessons at a young age is the best way to promote further acceptance for that generation’s children later.

And what better way than to take a day normally reserved for displaying the “fanciest” version of one’s stereotypical gender presentation and flipping it on it’s head? Basically, this was the most non-heteronormative wedding possible in every conceivable way, and we love them for it. It’s exactly what we expect from a Steven Universe wedding. Right down to Steven himself officiating after floating in like the Magical Girl that he is and the surprise Jamie/Dewey ship announcement.

I now Pronounce You: Garnet

The actual ceremony was perfect. It was SO perfect. The vows perfectly represented how Ruby and Sapphire complement each other.

Ruby: I used to feel like I wasn’t much good, just one of me on my own, but when we’re together, it feels like it’s okay to just be me. So I wanna be me, with you, and, and, not even the Diamonds will come between us. And if they try, we’ll beat em up!
Sapphire: Ruby, my future used to look like one single, obvious stream, unbending ’til the end of time. In an instant, you pulled me from that destiny, and opened my eye to an explosion of infinite possible futures, streaking across space and time, altered and obliterated by the smallest force of will. What I mean is, you changed my life. And then, I changed your life. And now, we changed our lives.

Ruby’s admission that she feels silly for how long they’ve been together—5,750 years and 8 months (of course Sapphire knows exactly how long)—highlights just how important such a ceremony is. The ability to publicly celebrate one’s love for another in front of your family, friends, living gourds, and Onion, should never be downplayed. LGBT+ couples in the United States have only been able to legally get married in all 50 states for three years. When the Supreme Court ruled on Obergefell v. Hodges, same-gender couples who had been together for decades finally got a chance to marry, and the flood of happy photos from queer weddings prove just how important that day was for them.

Now imagine being together for almost 6 millenia and then finally getting married publicly. That’s the kind of happiness and joy we got to celebrate with Ruby and Sapphire. They’ve been together a long time, but now, they finally get to be seen as a couple. Instead of seeing Garnet, a solo gem, whenever Townies (and the audience) see Garnet from now on, they’ll see a queer couple in love. They’re here, they’re queer, and they just got big gay married. On television.

It’s just one more reminder why context matters and just how much Steven Universe packs into everything they do.

And then came the kiss. For some reason, and we don’t know why, but we still wondered whether they would actually kiss. Steven Universe has never shied from pushing the boundaries, but we still worried the full kiss wouldn’t be allowed. Then it happened. It happened full-on, mouth on mouth, and it lingered all the way through the reformation of Garnet.

Yasssssssss.

Now we feel bad for ever doubting. I don’t think the Crewniverse would have ever bothered with the wedding if they couldn’t show Ruby and Sapphire kissing their way through their fusion. There was no other way to do it.

Then to top off the amazing costumes, we get Garnet in a tuxedo dress (with both wedding rings), and it was amazing.

LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS.

This was an absolutely historic moment for children’s television. Rebecca Sugar has always used Steven Universe as her way of providing the representation kids like her lacked. The Rupphire wedding honestly feels like the culmination of this concept. It was every Disney fairy tale those kids were denied. The Crewniverse has been on Twitter all week hyping these episodes up and mentioning how they were years in the making. We can believe it. This was everything Sugar has wanted her show to be. We can easily believe she and everyone else has planned and worked on this since the conception of Steven Universe. Ruby and Sapphire finally get to be ‘out’ in the most public and unmistakable way possible.

We live in a better world now for this wedding existing. Remember, the Crewniverse didn’t have to do this. As Ruby said, they’d been together for years. Even if they didn’t have to make a statement about why weddings themselves are important for a queer community that’s only had the right to get married in the US for three years and in many countries, still can’t. They could have said, “We know we love each other, we don’t need a wedding. That’s ‘just a day,’ our love is what matters,” or something like it. They could have laughed at the idea of a wedding (and not in the charmed way Sapphire laughs at Ruby’s proposal).

But they didn’t, because depicting a wedding was important. Ruby and Sapphire have been significant icons for years now in children’s programming. Now, the Crewniverse has given kids and adults both in and out of the LGBTQ community a wonderful example of the beauty of love. Ruby and Sapphire got the fairy book wedding so many grow up dreaming of. They got the type of wedding that those they represent used to never dream they’d see on a kids show. They bashed down the stupid walls that used to stop characters like Ruby and Sapphire from showing their love in such a beautiful way.

Garnet herself put it best:

What a wonderful idea. Humans found a way to make a moment’s decision last forever. I won’t need future vision to know I’ll always remember this.

We’re not crying, you’re crying. Fine, fine. We’re totally crying. Steven would want us to admit what we were feeling after all, and that feeling is love.

Phew. That was a lot. Wait, there’s more? Oh yes, there is so much more. See you tomorrow for Part 2 of our “Reunited” review, where we’ll tackle the Diamonds, arm-wrestling the Cluster, Lapis’ return, and even more yeets!


Images Courtesy of Cartoon Network

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When Does Hiatus Kill a Fandom?

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As I sit down to write this, Steven Universe is on day 111 since the last time a new episode released. That puts it squarely in third place among Steven Universe hiatuses, with a near certainty that it will tack on the couple weeks necessary to move into second place. To make things even more frustrating, the most recent episode, “Legs From Here to Homeworld,” has still yet to air on TV. Tack on another 14 days since “Reunited” aired, and it has been 125 days since Cartoon Network has shown a new episode of Steven Universe.

A look at the various hiatuses quickly reveals a more disheartening trend: the abandonment of anything resembling a regular schedule for the show. Since the massive Steven Nuke airing almost all of season 3 over the course of one month, new episodes have been reduced to irregular, unpredictable spurts of 1-5 episodes that come and go far too soon. They’re usually grouped together in clear story arcs, but not always. In a couple examples, one or two episodes would come and go with no idea when the next was to arrive. We have no idea when these episodes will air and usually receive little warning before they do.

Any fan of this wonderful show can tell you how common these hiatuses have become. We’ve grown used to the frustration of irregular airing schedules. We take our dose of content, watch it wear off quickly, and wait impatiently for more.

steven universe legs from her to homeworld nephrite

I’m very impatient for more of Nephrite.

I’ve typically handled these hiatuses calmly. I lament the lack of a regular schedule as much as anyone. Steven Universe is one of the best shows currently airing and I always want more of it. Still, I tend to accept the hiatuses because I know they’ll be worth it. When we do get new episodes, I lean more towards gratitude than frustration. The frustration is always there, but SU tends to always be good enough for me to place it on the backburner.

Except now I’m not so sure. I can’t explain why this particular hiatus threatens to finally sever my patience with the show. However, I can’t deny that it is. For the first time, I’m wondering if it’s all worth it. The constant uncertainty has worn me down. I’ll most definitely be there when the next batch of episodes air. After that? I truly cannot say for certain. I don’t know if I want to bother with yet another long wait for another 1-5 episodes followed by yet another long wait.

Long waits are hard enough. Long waits filled with intense uncertainty about the future might just be too much. I don’t know if I can invest any more energy on this show and this fandom if things don’t change.

Uncertainty stands behind the real frustration with Steven Universe and any other property like it that stresses a fandom to the breaking point. After all, every show eventually has long waits between episodes. 8 months or more typically pass between seasons. Years pass between books in a series. A video game sequel will take 5 or more years these days, and you know that going in. So long as the prerequisite updates and trailers let us know the process continues, we accept the wait.

The problem with Steven Universe comes from knowing little to nothing. We don’t know that the new season will start in 8 months. New episodes could release next week and we might only find out three days beforehand. We have no idea where the Crewniverse is in producing these episodes, no idea how many might be ready, and no idea when Cartoon Network will air them or why they currently won’t. Sometimes a voice actor will mention recording for episodes far ahead of the most recent episode, or post a photo on Instagram or Twitter mentioning recording sessions with unexpected cast members. Or maybe a storyboarder will hint at their progress. That’s all the hint we get.

I know it seems petty to talk about how this affects the fans. I mean, if we’re so frustrated, I can’t imagine how it feels for the people actually working on the show. They’re the ones dealing with our constant questions sometimes crossing over into harassment. When’s it going to be done? How far are you? When do we get new episodes? What’s going on? I can’t imagine what it’s like to feel joy in creating a product, only to have the fans badger you and sap the joy from the process. Not to mention that they sometimes have no idea why the scheduling occurs like it does, or will be told one thing only for the higher-ups to do something else.

I’m not going to pretend this frustration doesn’t exist, though. Uncertain hiatuses have an inevitable way of sapping the joy from us and leaving only bitterness. When you’ve analyzed everything about a new episode/season, gone back through previous seasons to do the same, created all the new memes you can and rehashed all the classics, what’s left? All that remains is impatience breeding frustration breeding bitterness.

The Steven Universe fandom has a somewhat earned reputation as a crappy fandom. Online bullying incidents leave a sour taste, and the most controversial topics of the story often devolve into personal insults. You quickly learn what topics to avoid among the SU fandom. Every seeming misstep has a portion of fans flocking to dismiss the entire show, whether there was truly a misstep or not. Impatience leaves fans dismissing entire plotlines from the beginning rather than giving the Crewniverse any benefit of the doubt.

While there’s an element of the toxicity that can’t be written off as hiatus-related, there’s no doubt the hiatuses make things worse. My worst experiences within the Steven Universe fandom came during the 164-day hiatus between “Lars’ Head” and “Dewey Wins” that took up much of 2017. Between the length of the wait and debates over season 4, the fandom was at its worst and this carried into season 5’s eventual return at the end of the year.

This hiatus was the closest I ever came to quitting the fandom. The anger and vitriol was unrelenting and made me wonder why I bothered. Why subject myself to interacting with these fans if I get so little pleasure out of it? Why go to online communities excited to talk about this show we love if it never feels like we actually love it?

And now, finally, after only 2 seasons in the past 3 years, an unknown wait for the last episode of season 5 still ongoing, and the very likely possibility that we’ll get yet another hiatus once this last season 5 episode airs, the question finally entered my mind. At what point do these hiatuses ruin my investment in Steven Universe? At what point do fans of all ages just stop caring?

Once again, impatience enters the picture here through my experience with the fandom. When “Dewey Wins” ended that 164-day hiatus in 2017, a lot of SU fans hated it. A lot of SU fans hated the entire Steven Bomb. We enjoyed it here, as we always do. However, these episodes were the long-awaited follow-up to a story arc involving the main antagonists of the series. Fans wanted immediate follow-up after such a long wait. When instead we got a (very effective) focus on Steven’s friends and family in the aftermath of the danger he faced, it upset people.

This happens a lot now with Steven Universe. All these hiatuses break up the story in a way that kills story flow for a lot of people. It creates even more bitterness when you wait so long for new episodes, only to not have those new episodes focus where you wanted them to.

The Crewniverse is faultless here; they don’t order these episodes based on release schedules they can’t predict. They don’t know that 4 months will pass between the penultimate episode of a season and the finale. When you go back and watch these episodes without the breaks, they flow naturally. All the frustration and complaints about the uneven story don’t apply like you thought they did when they first aired. The episode orders make much more sense. It’s no longer a 6-month wait to find out what happened to Lars. It’s one hour of other episodes you enjoy.

Unfortunately, binge-watching doesn’t work in the moment for anything except shows no longer airing and Netflix. When fans only get 3 hours of content a year, have to wait months in between said content, and don’t feel like the wait is worth it, it encourages us to stop caring until we know something big happened. Until then, why bother watching? This isn’t like other shows that air episodes for 3-4 months and then vanish for a year. Those shows give you 5, 10, 15 hours of content at least. And you know when they’ll come back. There is a consistency.

The problem with waiting comes if the network sees failing interest in Steven Universe because we wait for big moments. Right now, SU seems to be in a pretty good place. It has a movie, a guaranteed new season, and a nice PR push coming out of San Diego Comic Con this year. Back when it happened, it felt like the show was at one of its strongest points. The momentum was greater than we’d seen in a long time.

Then it came to a screeching halt.

I suppose most of my complaints might only exist for geeky adults like me, and not the children Steven Universe exists for. Maybe they don’t care about the breaks. However, that might ultimately be a problem. A kid may enjoy Steven Universe, but kids have short attention spans and plenty of other stuff to entertain them on Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon or the internet. How many kids are going to pay attention to the increasingly inconsistent schedule and be sure to watch new episodes of SU?

Let’s be honest, it is that audience Cartoon Network ultimately and rightfully cares about, not me. That worries me even more as a geeky adult who thinks Steven Universe is one of the best shows currently airing and a strong contender for best animated show ever. I’m not going to insult kids or act like they can’t follow the story because of the breaks. They are perfectly capable of doing so. Thing is, why would they? They have plenty of other options.

Of course, so do adults. With so many other shows to watch, including animated shows, at what point does the erratic scheduling make both kids and adults stop caring and just move on? When do we walk away and wait for the show to end, and then catch up afterwards? And what happens if we endanger Steven Universe in the process? Has the erratic scheduling already begun this process?

Pictured: Cartoon Network and Steven Universe fans.

You’re left with a question that leads to the old familiar question about what came first, the chicken or the egg. Why does Cartoon Network not only schedule SU this way, but also show so little in the way of reruns? Do they schedule this way because of falling interest, or did interest decline because of the scheduling? Thing is, while certainly not at a high point, the ratings for Steven Universe haven’t exactly fallen off a cliff. It’s still one of the most-watched and best-selling properties Cartoon Network owns.

So why in the world is it scheduled like this? Why are SU fans left in the dark? How long before a dearth of new content ultimately kills the fandom, as a dearth of content inevitably does for any fandom?

So here I am, for the first time, wondering if it is all worth it. I don’t worry that the story will disappoint; the Crewniverse has never let me down here. What I wonder about is bothering with all the frustration involved in being an active fan of Steven Universe. For the first time, I wonder why I invest so much of my love for fiction in a fandom becoming increasingly unpleasant. I wonder whether I really want to pay so much attention to a show airing 2-3 hours of content a year.

Barring unexpectedly bad decisions with the story or characters, I will always love Steven Universe. It’s likely that upon its return, all my reluctance to engage will vanish quicker than Garnet poofed Peridot. Then, of course, it will end. I’ll be right back where I was, waiting months for, at best, 4 or 5 episodes. Now that the questions have begun, I doubt they’ll go away.

So here I am, wondering at what point my answer to the question, “is it worth it?” will eventually shift from yes to no. Many others have already shifted. And I wonder how many more will, and how quickly others like me will follow, leaving one of the best shows I’ve ever seen alone in the vacuum of space: abandoned, cold, and inevitably doomed.


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Riverdale Throws It Back With The Breakfast Club Homage

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The Riverdale parents… We love ’em, we hate ’em, we love to hate ’em. This week, “Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Midnight Club” gives us an insight into their teen lives and their involvement with the Gryphons and Gargoyles.

Recap

After Gryphons and Gargoyles (G&G) manuals popped up at every Riverdale High locker, adults are taking extra futile steps to prevent the kids from playing. At home, Betty finally confronts Alice about the game with some evidence – the coroner she and Jughead bribed found a file about a similar case (mysterious death, blue lips) around the time Alice was in high school. Alice finally complies and agrees to finally come clean.

Welcome to the flashback! Prepare for lots and lots of 80’s hits!

Gradually we meet our main players, before they became the adults we know now: the rebellious Alice, who just found out she’s pregnant; FP, the star football player, lying about his family’s Southside origins; Hermione, a pristine daughter of an immigrant mother, looking for a way out; Penelope, a mousy overachiever; Sierra, a political activist; and Fred, a musician athlete, with a heart of gold (so no changes here).

After one day all of them, for various reasons, get in Saturday detention, the teens decide to take this time and actually get to know each other, to share their dreams, fears, and struggles. We found out that Sierra McCoy/Tom Keller romance isn’t a new development at all. The couple was madly in love in high school, and they had to hide their relationship from their bigoted parents. Hermione is already dating Hiram Lodge, who she hopes is gonna be her ticket out of Riverdale. Fred Andrews, on contrary, plans to stay here forever, because he loves this town, but also needs to take care of his sick dad. One of the bigger revelations comes from Penelope, who as it turns out, was adopted by the Blossoms from the infamous Sisters of Quiet Mercy orphanage to be groomed to become their son’s wife. Yikes.

Bughead what? Varchie who? McKeller is the only straight couple we root for.

A fight breaks out amidst confession time, and the kids get additional three Saturday detentions. Forced to spend more time together, they actually start to get close and become sort of friends. One Saturday, while trying to get her, um, Gamelad out of the teacher’s drawer, Hermione finds a mysterious board game, Gryphons and Gargoyles. Having nothing better to do, the parents gang decide to play it.

They get sucked in pretty fast and agree to continue playing even after completing the detention. They form the Midnight Club, getting together late at night at school, dressing up in silly costumes to fit their chosen characters. Somewhere in the process, Alica and FP start sorta dating, as well as Fred and Hermione. One night the gang bumps into another team of players, that includes Hiram and Tom, and decide to join forces and play all together.

One day, all players get letters from the alleged Gargoyle King in their lockers, inviting them to the Ascension party. Everyone thinks one of the Game Masters set it up, which we later find out isn’t true. To the party, Hiram brings Fizzle Rocks, the 80’s version of Jingle Jangle, and everyone, except secretly pregnant Alice, take them. The drugs-infused shenanigans ensue, and Alice breaks from the others in the process. On her way back to the classroom, she starts seeing very weird things: from creepy writings and Fresh Aid filled chalices in the bathroom to the Gargoyle King himself in the halls. While running away from the creature, she almost runs into principal Featherhead who, she assumes, learned of their trespassing. She manages to get unnoticed and runs home.

The next day, Alice tries to find out what happened to the rest of the Midnight Club, and Hermione tells her Fred’s dad passed away while they were at the Ascension party. In another news, principal Featherhead is missing.

After the funeral, Alice confesses to the rest she saw Featherhead that night. Penelope insists they keep it a secret because being high and trespassing on the night the principal went missing isn’t the best look for them. A week later, the principal is found dead, with blue lips, at the school’s broom closet.

Alice confronts the Midnight Club and demands to know what happened after she left. But the rest turn on her instead, stating she’s the only one who actually saw Featherhead that night, and conveniently left early. Also, everyone denies wearing the Gargoyle King costume, the one Alice saw in the hall. After plenty of arguing, the gang decides to burn the game manual and scatter the rest of the game elements across the town, so it can’t be traced to them.

With the game destroyed, the Midnight Club is officially over. Everyone goes their separate way: Fred gives up on his musical dreams and starts working at his dad’s construction company; Sierra and Tom break up in hopes to reconnect when the timing is better; FP caves to his abusive father and finally joins the Serpents; Penelope clings closer to Blossoms for stability and protection; Hermione returns to Hiram; and Alice herself tones down the bad girl act and catches herself a fella named Hal Cooper…

After her mom finishes the story, Betty still has plenty of questions. Mainly, who poisoned the chalices that got Featherhead killed? Alice doesn’t know the answer but is pretty sure it’s someone from the Midnight Club. When Betty wants to dig deeper, Alice begs her not to get involved. She explains how intoxicating and therefore dangerous G&G is. Betty promises not to play but she won’t stop the investigation.

The next day, Betty arrives at the bunker to tell Jughead about the Midnight Club but instead, she finds him, Cheryl, Toni, Sweet Pea, and Fangs playing the game. Clearly not well, he insists it’s all making sense now and soon he’ll ascend and meet the Gargoyle King.

Thoughts

What an episode! I had high hopes for this one and for the most part, it did not disappoint! Sure, it didn’t really move the plot, and didn’t answer that many questions, but boy oh boy was it fun! This episode is the exact type of quirkiness I need from Riverdale! It may be silly, but unlike the rest of the episodes, this one was silly intentionally, and therefore I don’t get as mad.

First and foremost, I just gotta mention young Alice! Ugh, the stylist’s mind! The styling overall was very cute. The only one I didn’t love was Penelope – this supposedly mousy, goody-two-shoes character didn’t exactly much well with Madelaine Petsch’s stiletto nails and Kylie Jenner lips (yes, I know Madelaine’s are real).

The soundtrack choices for the episode were a little too on the nose, but every single one of those songs is a bop so I’m not complaining. If it ain’t broke and all that.

I enjoyed exploring the parents’ dynamics we didn’t really see before; FP unsuccessfully hitting on Hermione was hilarious. I honestly didn’t expect McKeller feels to hit me this hard, but they sure did. I don’t know why, but for some reason knowing the fact they had such a genuine love in high school and had to wait all these years to get back together was very touching.

On the other hand, I was very disappointed we didn’t see Mary. Where was she?! As much as I enjoyed getting few of my questions answered about the freak show that is the Blossom family, I felt like Mary would’ve been a much better fit for this plot than Penelope. And Madelaine could’ve played the other redhead mom just as well. Maybe even better.

I also felt like the parents falling into their “adult” roles felt a little too contrived. I’m not really mad, cause I understand they had just one episode to put this all in, but still, some decisions felt kinda unearned. I don’t really get why FP decided to join the Serpents after all, and Fred’s decision on completely giving up music seemed a little overdramatic.

Also, just an observation, but it’s interesting how at the end the boys – FP and Fred – gave up their dreams of better life and ended up following in their fathers’ footsteps; while the women – Alice, Penelope, and Hermione – all ended up basically attaching themselves to a more powerful/successful men, to achieve that “better” life.

The last thing, I saw some people complaining about how unrealistic it is that all the parents went to school together and dated each other, and now their kids are at the same school, dating each other. Let me tell you, as a person not from a small town, but from a secluded, tight-knit neighborhood that very much much feels like a small town, this is not far fetched at all. You’d be surprised.

So what do you think? Is yet another Riverdale parent a murderer? Who is hiding under the Gargoyle King costume?

Next week, Jughead continues losing himself in the game, and the juvie plot is back! Yay…


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Manifest-ing Ratings on Broadcast

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It’s time to take stock of where fall’s 18 new shows have landed in the ratings landscape. Which is to say few shows rate above their network’s scripted average. Less than half of the new shows rate above the network’s scripted averages with only nine back 9 orders.

No network has yanked a show off the schedule for its poor ratings. Still, a handful of shows are currently succeeding per their network’s standards, and more importantly in publicly available commercial ratings. The question is whether these shows can hold onto their semi-successful ratings alongside the winter and spring premieres to come.

I’ve written before about the importance of C3 and C7 which measures playback of commercials live and within three, or seven days of airing via DVR playback. Within the first two proper weeks of this fall, only five new scripted shows made it on the top 25, alongside 15 other scripted shows. NBC’s Manifest and New Amsterdam were fifth and sixth. FOX’s Last Man Standing revival came in twelfth, and CBS’ FBI and The Neighborhood were nineteenth and twenty-fifth. However, drops in most shows in the last month, only the networks and advertisers know how well C3/C7 ratings fare.

Back 9’s or the Lack Thereof

NBC’s drama ratings net them three and nine more episodes respectively with New Amsterdam getting the back 9. CBS ordered more episodes for four of its shows. The first back 9 of the season went to FBI. Comedy The Neighborhood also has nine more episodes. CBS  gave both Magnum P.I. and God Friended Me seven more episodes. I don’t think the latter has the best chances of renewal. Especially because GFM dropped two tenths in its second true time-slot airing without any football overrun. (Similar to Wisdom of the Crowd.)

Elsewhere, ABC ordered four more episodes for A Million Little Things  (stuck at 0.8). They also gave one more for The Connors and seven to The Rookie. Comedies Single Parents and The Kids are Alright received back 9s.

Finally, FOX only premiered three comedies this season. The Cool Kids has a full season joining LMS (already had 22). Unfortunately for Lil Rel, FOX revealed last week that his show is not on the spring schedule effectively canceling it.

The CW only finished premiering its three new fall shows two weeks ago. Any back orders should come after this article is published. Charmed is its only new drama above the network average and it’s a CBS Studios show, so it’s not going anywhere. Legacies is doing fine but All American has increased in the ratings, so anything could happen.

So far half of the new shows received the full back 9 including . Others received anywhere from one to seven episodes. Last year, only CBS and CW ordered back 9s and all but one (The Good Doctor) of the shows with shorter orders died. ABC and NBC both fared better this year than last but I doubt more than two of the short order shows are renewed.

I do think shorter episode orders become the norm with back 9 orders going mostly to comedies and less serialized dramas like procedurals. Of note, the shows that received less than nine episodes except for The Connors are averaging less than the network’s scripted average.

Network Averages

As of November 6, only eight newbies are rating at or above their network’s average.

Two months since shows started premiering, very few have held onto ratings that put them ahead of the new show pack. In fact, no network has more than six of their shows rating at or above the network’s average. Yet after years and years of broadcast ratings dropping ten percent each year, the first two weeks of this season were flat compared to the same time last year. Of course, the last few weeks have likely changed that. Come May the numbers may indicate that the yearly fall endures.

Based on the data available, more than half of the fall newbies will likely receive renewals, but most of their final season averages in May won’t excite anyone. Plus with 15 newbies yet to premiere, anything can change.

(Data is from ShowbuzzDailySpottedRatings, and TVSeriesFinale.)

Update: A few hours after this article was published, The CW ordered a back 9 for Charmed (season two through four, here we come) and three more episodes for All American and Legacies (uh, spring shows decide fall shows’ fate)? NBC also announced I Feel Bad will not have more episodes, effectively cancelling the first scripted show this fall.


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