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Emerald City Feels Like Game of Thrones’ Plagiarizing Twin



Emerald City opens as all timeless tales of wonder do, with a woman covered in blood and carrying a backpack full of baby emerging from a cornfield. It has all the room in the world to continue burning your expectations, so buckle right the fuck up.

Tale as Old as Time

Emerald City is NBC’s new drama (?) based on the Wizard of Oz that has risen to take the throne of the currently crumbling (or at least expiring) empire that is Game of Thrones. Unfortunately, it only seems to know the general vicinity that throne was in. It has literally no idea what it is doing besides its tone. I guess the best term for it is a gritty re-imagining, but I feel like that’s giving them more credit than they are due for understanding the source material. Or at the very least understanding the audiences’ understanding of the source material. Notable edgy differences include drone technology, crucifixion, and whorehouses. I’m not going to lie, I had to open up a bottle of alcohol to get through this.

The premiere opens with a woman wondering out of a cornfield with a baby in a backpack, speckled with blood. She approaches a farmhouse and rings the doorbell until the family opens up. She then proceeds to say things to them that are unintelligible, but somehow conclude with her passing ownership of a child on to them. I guess they always really wanted one, and this was quicker than adoption. I’m not in the market for a child, so who am I to judge?

The show immediately jump cuts to 2o years later. The family in this farmhouse has managed to construct a barn, on top of the cost of raising a child. The child is revealed to be Dorothy Gale, who has some strange dot birthmark on her hand. She works as a nurse at what I thought was an old folks home, but is so shiny and new looking that I believe I’m supposed to think it’s a hospital. It has more than one floor, and I know that’s a big no-no with old people because stairs can be hard, so I’m going to assume it’s a hospital. Dorothy has a conversation with a doctor that amounts to “I wish we could get to know each other,” deftly countered with “I only got time to fuck.” I bet you will never guess who says what. I doubt it will ever matter. Dorothy also steals some prescribed medication from an old woman under the guise of offering to help her clean up nail polish. Our hero, ladies and gentlemen.

The scene progresses to Dorothy back home at her family’s farm, chatting with her mother in English and her father in Spanish. Her father is sick with something, so that’s why she stole that medication from the hospital. Why she couldn’t afford the medication on a nurse’s salary while still living at home is beyond me, but I’m no economist. I also am starting to develop a severe sense of dread that getting hung up on the details now is going to be the death of me later.

Dorothy bonds with her mother, and talks about how she’s been low-key stalking her real mom who lives in a trailer park in town. Adopted mom suggests Dorothy go talk to her biological mom. Dorothy complains that she can’t because she “wish[es] [she] was more.” I would kill to have a nurse’s salary right now—their unions kick ass. But whatever. Dorothy gets herself hyped up enough to go finally confront her real mom after twenty years, despite her apparently living down the street in a trailer park.

She walks outside and sees a giant storm on the horizon. And then, and this is the most absurd part of the episode to me, a woman who has grown up in tornado country for her entire fucking life hops in her truck to go do a task she could easily accomplish tomorrow. After looking at a giant storm on the horizon. I lived in Kansas in high school, and I spent the night at friends’ houses just because the wind was a little too indicative of tornado weather. This is a bullshit moment. Go back inside Dorothy, have you never seen Twister?

This is required school curriculum in Kansas

Dorothy arrives at her mother’s trailer park house to find the door blown open. Also, there’s a dead body inside, but the show doesn’t seem to give much of a shit about it, so neither will I. Dorothy runs into the tornado shelter next to the mobile home to tend to her slightly injured mother. I now realize that I did not absorb this woman’s name, even though I think she’s supposed to be important…I hope I can be somewhat forgiven. Maybe they’ll mention her again in a future episode. Mom tells Dorothy not to trust the cops, but Dorothy runs out of the bunker to ask the cops for help anyway.

Cops are a respectable breed, I honestly think, especially in small towns where they know almost everyone. Since this takes place in a town of 393 residents, I’m assuming the cops’ first instinct is not to pull their gun on someone who walks up to them loudly yelling for help. This being television, the authority figure deserving of trust in this scene will of course point his gun at Dorothy’s face while being completely oblivious to his surroundings. This allows a tornado to sneak up on him like it’s Jason Voorhees. What can I say, it happens to the best of us.

Long description short, Dorothy hops in the cop’s car, gets picked up by a tornado, and slams into the Wicked Witch of the East so hard it sets off her airbags. Also, there is a police dog in the backseat. That is not an important detail, because the show only wants that dog to exist for one joke. That joke is that “Toto” is the Munchkin word for “dog.” Har-har.

Dorothy manages to excavate herself from what I assume is a major concussion and pilfers the trunk of the car, finding a “Kansas Police” jacket (this is of course factually inaccurate; Kansas has no police) and a handgun properly stored in a first aid kit. She then sets off on a journey that I’m sure old fans and new will find engrossing.

Or not. She is immediately found by dirty children (who look a little like Wildlings) and decides that she’ll just follow their muttering asses wherever they should happen to lead her. In any other medium, this would be the opening murder scene before introducing the real protagonist.

Dorothy is instead lead to a Munchkin village. They’re called something else, but they’re goddamn Munchkins, fuck this show. Some of the Munchkins shout at her in a language I don’t understand for a while, and then one of them just ups and starts speaking English. This is not explained. That’s is a common thread throughout this episode. People will randomly speak what I assume are gibberish languages, and then someone else will just start speaking English.

The English speaking Wildling asks Dorothy if she’s a witch. You see, everyone knows only a witch can kill a witch, and they already found the Witch of the East’s body and put it on a big shrine in the middle of the village and started dancing around it. Dorothy has been here for what feels like fifteen minutes. No, I don’t understand how this was managed. Dorothy of course objects to being a witch. Cue hilarious waterboarding sequence (now with more torture racks made from skeletons).

The next scene pans in on the most Game of Thrones-looking CGI city I’ve ever fucking seen, to the point that I think Game of Thrones might have room to sue. We see Vincent D’Onofrio, who is better than this (I think? He did do Jurassic World…and Law & Order…but man, he was excellent in Daredevil) playing a random organ. He is the Wizard of Oz. Some woman stand behind him waiting to deliver bad news. He knows they’re there to deliver bad news, cause he read the script.

Apparently the flying monkeys in this iteration are going to be drones. Oh joy. They tell him that a drone picked up something falling out of the sky. He is upset by this and dispatches knights to find out what it was. These knights will be your filler for this 80 minute premiere. They will drain my goodwill more than anything else in this debut episode.

He gives me such mixed feelings

Dorothy is now being walked along the Yellow Brick Road by the Wildling who speaks English. Apparently the Yellow Brick Road is yellow because poppies fall on it, meaning you’re high just all the time you walk on it. My type of road. Mr. Wildling casually mentions that the village chose to exile her, but he wanted her executed. Thank goodness they decided to make him walk her to the border on the honor system. The “Beast Forever” is mentioned for what will not be the last time, but will be the only time they say it in a context that doesn’t make “Forever” seem like an adverb to the next word in the sentence. I’m assuming someone thought it was clever in the writer’s room. It’s actually asinine.

The Wicked Witch of the West is introduced in a sex scene, and then they double down on the sex=empowerment motif by having her get it on in a brothel that she runs. I’m not sure what they’re going for, but whatever. This show did not have enough material for a two hour premiere.

Dorothy is on her own traveling the Yellow Brick Road in the next scene, except for when Dog materializes in a shot to let you know he’s still a thing. She then comes across the highlight of the trailer, Sexy Jesus Scarecrow (SJS).

“Are you okay?”

I thought that was a bit heavy-handed in the trailer, but they also make a point to show that he was pierced in the side. In case you knew enough about the crucifixion story to get the gist, but still weren’t convinced.

“You okay?” is Dorothy’s first question. No, there’s still an hour of this, thanks for asking. I’m beginning to doubt Dorothy’s medical credentials. She helps Mr. Sexy Jesus Scarecrow down, and they proceed to create a sexual chemistry that’s almost unrivaled in the space of a two minute scene.

The knights of Oz are now questioning the Lollipop Guild. The Wildlings tell them about Dorothy being exiled, and but lie about the path she took for some reason. They also realize that their Witch of the East they were keeping in a closet has up and vanished when they stopped gloating over it. Cut to what I assume was supposed to be the stinger of a normal length episode—the Witch of the East glowering over Dorothy and SJS. She may not be dead, but she’s certainly fabulous.

The sexual tension between these two needs a chainsaw to get through, it’s so thick. They’re talking about nothing, sprinkled with “I try to avoid responsibility,” from the trained medical professional in the scene.

Then the Witch of the East proceeds to torture them until Dorothy tricks her into shooting herself in the face with a gun. Going off of the rule that only a witch can kill a witch, I’m assuming that gun attended Hogwarts. Based on the rapidity that Emerald City got rid of one of its only main POC, I’m starting to think that black female actors cost too much to employ somehow…Scandal must be bankrupting its studio.

So visually striking, she could never survive in the grimdark.

The big reveal of the next scene is that the Wizard of Oz is going bald. I think that’s supposed to be emasculating or something.

Dorothy, meanwhile, gets the Witch of the East’s gloves. They have rubies on them. They are also invisible. Her and SJS do not pick up the gun they just used to save their lives. But I think it’s supposed to be in their backpack still, because people don’t find it with the body of the Witch.

Exposition happens in Emerald City about magic being outlawed. Glinda and Elphaba are catty to each other because that is what women are supposed to do when they’re in the same room, I guess. They prepare to do funeral rites for their sister. They also insult each other about being older.

The knights of Oz get some more scenes. They are now just following Dorothy’s footsteps but saying less exposition. One of them mentions they should kill their captain. He doesn’t like walking, it’s safe to assume.

Dorothy and Scarecrow are walking more again, and the major injury of a stab wound in his side is starting to cause minor health problems. That is the rest of the episode for these two. Scarecrow being sick and Dorothy trying to help him. Some knock knock jokes are thrown in. It is all abysmal.

They find an apothecary. I have no idea what her name is. I don’t think it’s even mentioned. She offers to help them when she realizes Scarecrow is part of the Oz knights because of his sword. Apparently that is a bad thing. Sexy Jesus Scarecrow does not have his memories, so he does not know. The apothecary also keeps a boy locked up in a room with a key, but locks her house door with a magical thicket. This, of all things so far, bugs me. The boy’s name is Pip, or Tim, or Pim. His only friend won’t pronounce it the same way throughout the episodes, so I don’t know. Dorothy does some basic herbal remedies, and more people ask if she’s a witch.

The Wizard’s Guard gets another scene tracking Dorothy. This will probably amount to something eventually. Not today though, I assure you.

Presented so you can conceptualize the Wizard’s Guard.

The witches then get together to start the funeral rites for their sister, since magic isn’t outlawed for the day. The Witch of the West shows up late and high to the funeral, so based on high school hierarchy she’s supposed to be the cool one. Glinda is understandably pissed about this, what a square. A dance sequence happens, some spells are sucked out of people’s mouths, and the scene cuts back to SJS being sick.

The apothecary tries to poison Scarecrow, because apparently the Wizard’s Guard are pieces of shit. Dorothy force feeds him burnt up wood, which I’m pretty sure is not the same as activated charcoal, and he’s cured of his foaming at the mouth poisoning. They lock the door on the apothecary with a sword, then kick down Pip’s door to rescue him. He runs off with Jack.

Dorothy and Scarecrow hang out for some reason until the apothecary does crazy magic to heat up a sword, then blows up the door instead as if she was rehearsing a planned breach with her local SWAT team. She then proceeds to try and shove what I assume is more poison right into Dorothy’s mouth, while Dorothy acts like a toddler who doesn’t want to eat. SJS murders the apothecary. The scene drags on. Dorothy stops looking at him with “fuck me” eyes.

The show closes with Dorothy and Sexy Jesus Scarecrow walking down a road. SJS won’t stop screaming Knock Knock jokes at her, but she knows how stupid those are now and won’t take the bait.

“Knock knock” “Not today, Jesus”

The apothecary is shown twitching on the floor,  which I’m sure is building to the reveal that she’s a T-1000. Pip is revealed to be a girl…a revelation that is not that dramatic to anyone who was watching the episode up until that point, but somehow still makes zero sense.

I’m so excited to suffer through next week.

Images Courtesy of NBC, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Angeles Entertainment Group, and Warner Bros.



The Expanse Starts Anew





The Expanse delivered the seventh episode of its third season, “Delta-V.” After the excellent episode last week, it was a big disappointment.


We open with Chrisjen announcing peace between Earth, Belt, and Mars as they face the new danger of the protomolecule. A random racer dude is watching the news, irritated that it got more priority than the message of him breaking a record. Then, he gets a break up message from his girlfriend. These two things lead to him attacking the Ring, which, if I understood it correctly, is a joined UN and Martian work station focused on studying the protomolecule.

Meanwhile on the Rocinante—at least I assume she is back to her old name—the crew now consists only of Holden, Amos, and Alex, plus two documentarists who are filming their daily life after paying a hefty fee for it. Mostly, they’re trying to piss everyone off with their presence. They also secretly film Alex as he has a personal conversation with Bobbie, who is back in service on Mars.

On another ship, the Navoo, Naomi is with Camina, Fred’s ex-assistant and now the captain of this ship. They received Anderson Dawes’ choice for the first officer. Diego arrives with him, too, and Naomi is pissed to see him. Dawes’ officer does some posturing and some pseudo-wise speeches.

Then a pilot gets high, loses control of his skiff and dies. Naomi tells Camina about a dealer she saw him with, and Camina threatens to space him and his supplier. Dawes’ officer stops her and they decide to go through with more usual legal methods instead. They offer amnesty for a day for everyone to hand over any drugs they might have. Camina is not too thrilled about this and states that ‘this is not them,’ meaning Belters. Naomi is more inclined to take this chance at transforming the Belt.

For some reason, the documentarist and her camera man are both very keen to try and get information out of Amos by sleeping with him. They also outright tell him so. Oh, and accuse him of being a mob boss, or the son of one maybe.

There is also a woman planting bombs on a ship. I didn’t quite catch what ship it was, but when she is discovered, she swallows something that makes her into a super soldier and kills the man who discovered her. Elsewhere, the racer bro from the beginning of the episode gets smashed to pieces on the protective shield of the Ring.

Finally, the man who came aboard the Rocinante turns out to be spying. This is hugely astonishing, because he did not seem sleazy at all, what with the way he was sexually harassing Amos before.


This episode was exhausting.

The break in the narrative signaling the show has moved on to adapting the next book is even more obvious than it was in season two—and it was very obvious in season two. But in this case, last episode had all the markings of a season finale and this one, a season beginning, including a time skip. Given how drastic a shift it is, I don’t understand why they didn’t film the season in two halves with a mid-season finale. It just…doesn’t work, this way.

Additionally, nothing that happens makes any sense, and not in the good ‘it’s a mystery’ way.

For example, please tell me why did Holden allowed documentary filmmakers aboard his ship? Was it just to feed his huge ego? If so, why did the other two agree to it? And, did they just accept any random documentarists without doing a background check on them? Because, even disregarding the guy being a spy, they are both extremely unprofessional and creepy. They also completely lack any ethics or decency. They’re also just plain stupid. ‘What do I have to do to gain your trust?’, the lady asks confusedly at one point. Well, maybe not acting like a complete asshole would be a good start? Be they spies or legit journalists, building rapport is actually considered good for both. They’re about as efficient at this as SHIELD in MCU is.

The situation aboard the Navoo made somewhat more sense, I suppose. At least there we understand that there is pressure being exerted from Dawes, so we see why his officer was taken on board. But there is never any setting of boundaries that would clear up the situation. No rules are set down. I couldn’t help but think of Star Trek: Voyager, where the Captain is similarly forced to take on a first officer that does not truly respect her and is hostile to her. I understand the Belters don’t have her Starfleet training, but still. Camina is no amateur. There should have been something more.

I’m also a little bothered by the show seeming to agree with Dawes’ officer and Naomi that things should be done “the inner way.” Not that the absence of due process is fun. But the Belt should be allowed to develop its own form of justice system, without necessarily having to copy that of the people they see as their oppressors. I’m not at all certain doing so is a good strategy. They want to keep their soldiers’ loyalty. Appearing to copy the inner planets will not get them that.

The bomb-planting woman had me simply confused. I expect we will gate more context later, but for now I have no idea what any of that means.

As for the racer bro, I expect he, too, will become important later, but for now it was extremely hard to muster any interest in his story at all. What I thought when he was on my screen was ‘why are they making me watch this?’ That’s never a good sign.

Oh, and also, as happy as I was to see Ana would not be simply dropped from this story, her scenes in this episode were completely pointless.

But to take a break from all the negativity, what gave me joy were Bobbie and Alex keeping their friendship even though they are no longer on the same ship. I also squeed at Naomi and Camina side by side again. I’m irritated, now, that Naomi renewed her relationship with Holden last episode. I ship these two girls hard, and I’d love to see them together.

Even more than that, though, I’d love to see the episodes get better again. Let us hope that, like the beginning of the season, this beginning of another book was just a fluke when it comes to quality, too. Let us hope next week will live up to the standards of episodes like last week, which truly was one of the best.

All images courtesy of SyFy

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Highway to the Phantom Zone




Krypton pic

Spoiler Warning for Krypton 1×10: “The Phantom Zone”

Welp, here we are folks. The season finale for Krypton. How will it turn out? Will it continue the streak of disappointments, or will it go back to relative quality of the earlier episodes? Let’s find out!

Brainiac arrives on Krypton, looking out over the no longer domed city of Kandor, and declares that it’s time. Which, I mean…yeah, it better be time! You took down the dome man, there’s nothing protecting Kandor from the toxic atmosphere and the raging eternal blizzards! If you don’t bottle it now, everybody will be dead and this whole thing will have been a massive waste of time for you!

Down in the chaos, Seg and Nyssa try to figure out how to get people inside and away from the toxic gas that makes up the atmosphere. Lyta and the General catch up to them, awkwardly dodging the question of where Jayna is. Seg tells them that the cultists hid Doomsday from him, and the General brushes it aside. He has a new plan, one that requires Seg to take him to the Fortress of Solitude. He’s going to bring Val back.

Apparently, Val isn’t dead. See, the Kandorian method of execution, at least in Val’s case, was essentially pushing the victim off a cliff. Val took advantage of this and built a device to transport himself into the Phantom Zone, a dimension outside of space and time. He took advantage of not aging to keep an eye on Brainiac and to study him. The General met him in there, however, and stole the device Val planned to use to escape the Phantom Zone, since the General felt that he would be a better candidate to save Krypton than a frail old man. Now that Doomsday is off the table as an option, the General considers Val their last, best hope and goes back to the Phantom Zone to retrieve him.

He does so, prompting a rather heartwarming reunion between Seg and Val. It’s undercut somewhat by the fact that throughout this scene we can see Superman’s cape, and it’s almost entirely gone, most of the shield consumed. Still, that’s a minor detail that frankly provides nice context more than anything else. It’s a genuinely touching scene, and Cameron Cuffe does an excellent job in silently reacting to the return of his grandfather. However, much to everyone’s shock, Val declares that their hopes were misplaced. In his mind, there is no way to stop Brainiac.

We then cut to…Dev, in a strange building. He contemplates his rather cool looking robot arm (Dev is now in good company, alongside Bucky Barnes and Cable) before pulling on a long-sleeved jacket and glove to hide it. Once dressed, he hears thunder, and looks out a window to see Kandor slowly being consumed by the storm. Aaron Pierre does an excellent job in this scene, just using his body language and facial expressions to convey Dev’s state of mind. No dialogue, just music and body acting. I’ve never been hugely impressed with Aaron Pierre in this role I admit, Dev hasn’t really caught my attention previously, but this…this is an excellent scene.

Outside, we cut to Jax, and her little group proclaiming it the end of days. For some reason, she is the character we get to see react to Brainiac announcing himself to Kandor and beginning the process of bottling the city. Which…why? I get that my strong dislike of Jax is subjective, but she only appeared three episodes ago, hasn’t had much screen time, and has never faced off against Brainiac personally. I get that most of the main cast isn’t in Kandor right this minute, but why not have Dev reacting? We were just with him, and he was previously possessed by Brainiac.

Either way, we return to the Fortress, where everyone is arguing. It turns out that Val’s knowledge of the Phantom Zone allowed him to view a multitude of possible futures, and in every single one they lost and Brainiac took Kandor. Brainiac’s victory is so assured, in fact, that he’s already working on scouting another planet while he abducts Kandor. Seg takes this news fatalistically. He believes his grandfather and is honestly more concerned with the fact that anybody in Kandor when Brainiac takes it will be trapped in there with Doomsday. He’s not happy about the probability of Kandor being taken, and the destruction of Krypton that will follow, but he’d rather take on things one issue at a time.

Lyta isn’t having any of that and declares that there is no future where she goes down without a fight. Which is a nice sentiment, but Lyta, you couldn’t stop Brainiac when he was in a fleshy body and he was in a place where you could breathe in something other than poison. All you have is a rifle. Val attempts to dissuade her by telling her what it’s like being in a city that’s been taken by Brainiac. You are paralyzed in whatever position you were in when your city was taken, never aging but never moving. This is…odd. As far as I’m aware, this is never what being inside Brainiac’s captured cities has been portrayed as before. And frankly, it doesn’t make much sense from a scholarly position either, unless Brainiac is only interested in architecture and biology and not sociology or psychology as well.

It does lead to us finding out where Adam is however. Yeah, remember how he appeared in some strange place, in front of a woman doing the mannequin challenge? It turns out that he’s in one of Brainiac’s bottled cities. More to the point, it’s one from Earth. There are contemporary cars, and people in jeans holding cell phones, and signs in English. Which leads me to assume that he’s traveled in time as well as space, since if this was an Earth city from the time Krypton is taking place it’d be a city from the 1800’s.

Even after learning about the freeze, Lyta still isn’t convinced, and stalks off. Nyssa, who hasn’t spoken since Val returned, follows her, pointing out that she knows of a tunnel in the catacombs that leads to Kandor, and offering to let Lyta follow her back. She refuses to tell Lyta why she wants to go back into Kandor, and the two head off. The very next scene shows the guards readying themselves to flee the city. Dev attempts to restore order, but they won’t listen. And then Lyta shows up, already back in her uniform. She punches the most vocal of the guards, telling them that they never give up or surrender, quoting her mother. The woman she said filled her with fear her whole life, the woman she tried to kill in the last episode. Huh.

Down in Black Zero HQ, Jax prepares her people to evacuate. They’re going to flee into the wasteland on foot, heading for the nearest city-state. They won’t all make it she admits, but some of them will. And they’ll be bringing the Codex with them, the genetic template for all the Houses of Kandor.

Nyssa has already made it to the Genesis Chamber, though, and is retrieving the pod that contains her and Seg’s child, Cor-Vex. Apparently, the computer that runs the Genesis Chamber is sentient, because when it attempts to run her through red tape, Nyssa pulls a gun on it, which leads to her request being fast tracked.

As Seg and the General race through the catacombs. the General offers up a way to save Kandor. He wants to hand over Val, who has something that Brainiac can never get on his own: knowledge of the future. Seg opposes this plan, so the General points out that, in his timeline, Seg died fighting Brainiac, attempting to convince Seg to give up his grandfather to save his own skin.

Back in Kandor, Nyssa encounters Jax inside the Genesis Chamber. Given her hatred of Daron, Jax is not happy to see her. It’s okay for Jax and Black Zero to flee the city, but it’s not okay for Nyssa to. Jax isn’t moved by Nyssa’s pleas for her child either, but decides to show Nyssa something.

Over in the military guild, Lyta and Dev issue orders to the remaining guards, who fly out to conduct an air strike on the generator building where Brainiac is. Before they can even fire however, Brainiac waves his hand and all their hovercraft are destroyed. Lyta is understandably devastated that she sent dozens of people to their deaths. Dev attempts to comfort her, pointing out that since it was previously punishable by death to even suggest that aliens exist, they have no way of knowing how to fight them. He also tells her that Jayna would have done the same thing.

So, this show really needs to decide if it thinks Jayna was an abusive parent or not. Because sometimes, last episode included, she was portrayed as such, albeit a regretful one who realized that she’d been abusive and wanted to make amends. Other times, like now, she’s portrayed as a role model for Lyta and a good parent. It’s frankly frustrating. I’m not asking the show to make Jayna a villain, but pick a narrative for her and stick to it!

We then go back to the Genesis Chamber, where Jax sends the henchman who accompanied her off with the Codex before asking Nyssa what she remembers of her mother’s death. Nyssa’s mother died in a hovercraft accident and it turns out that…ooh boy, that might trigger some nasty memories if Nyssa learns that Jax forced Daron into a similar accident.

Regardless, Jax offers up an additional bit of information—Nyssa was in the craft with her mother, and while the crash killed her mother instantly, Nyssa lived, albeit with a severed spine. Her brain still functioned however, and Daron had it transferred into a new body. I have thoughts about this, and the way they portray it, but I’m going to hold off until season 2 airs. This is Nyssa’s last speaking scene of the episode, and she’s with someone whom she not only doesn’t know, but one who has an express and vested interest in making this feel like a very bad thing. I’ll wait until we see how it’s addressed more to deliver a verdict.

Outside again, Seg and the General continue their evacuation, but the General decides that enough is enough, he’s going to offer Val to Brainiac. Seg tries to stop him, first physically and then verbally, but fails. The General tries to pull a ‘the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few’ on Seg, to which Seg responds that giving Brainiac access to the knowledge of multiple futures would possibly destroy the universe. The General says that he doesn’t care so long as Krypton survives and heads off. He finds Brainiac in short order and makes his offer. The being is surprised, first by his boldness, then by how strong his love for Krypton is, and accepts his offer.

And the offer was made none too soon it appears, for we cut to Dev and Lyta assisting with the evacuation. But as they do, the dome Brainiac was building around Kandor is completed, and they all freeze in place.

But all is not lost, as Seg and Val prepare for Brainiac’s arrival. When Brainiac does show up, the General right behind him, Seg pulls a gun on Val and threatens to shoot him if Brainiac gets closer. Brainiac merely knocks Seg aside with telekinesis, chiding him first for thinking that he’d believe that Seg would kill his grandfather, and second for thinking that Brainiac would be fooled by the Val hologram. Seg recovers from being slammed into the rock walls of the Fortress remarkably quickly and reveals that he wasn’t trying to trick Brainiac about Val. Rather, he was tricking him into standing on the platform of the Phantom Zone portal (someone explain to Seg what a trick is please). Seg activates the portal, and Brainiac is sucked into it. Before they can close it though, Brainiac’s tentacles grab Seg and start to pull him in.

The real Val steps up and grabs Seg, trying to pull him to safety. It’s a losing battle sadly, and as they struggle, Seg sees Superman’s cape. It’s repairing itself, threads materializing and weaving themselves together in an impressive image. It doesn’t make a lot of sense, seeing that stopping Brainiac prevents the destruction of Krypton and thereby stops Kal-El from becoming Superman, but it’s a good visual. Seeing that he’s succeeded gives Seg the courage to let go, telling his grandfather to start believing in a brighter tomorrow before he’s sucked in.

Val, of course, quickly tries to reopen the portal, determined to save his grandson. The General however, is worried that doing so will let Brainiac back in, so he shoots the controls to the portal before declaring that his father’s sacrifice will never be forgotten. As he does so, Superman’s cape changes, shifting from red and gold to black and red, the sigil of House El becoming the sigil of House Zod. This is a chilling image, this symbol of hope becoming something from a Space Nazi costume but…why? It’s implied that this changes at least in part because Seg is gone, which means that he only has one child, Cor-Vex, who will presumably be raised by Nyssa. So why wouldn’t the cape have the sigil of House Vex? Maybe something will happen in the next season to explain it.

We fast forward to one month later. The General has taken control of Kandor and is giving a speech, flanked by Dev and Lyta, all dressed as Space Nazis. He reveals that he is conscripting the Rankless into the army, and we see Kem back finally. He doesn’t speak (nobody but the General speaks for this penultimate scene, it’s more of a montage) but he looks sullen as he takes his new uniform. Then we shift to Val, who the General is apparently allowing to stay in the Fortress even though Val is clearly working on repairing the portal to the Phantom Zone. Nyssa and Jax arrive, and Val is clearly happy to see his protégé again, while Jax looks close to tears. Over all of this we hear the General explain that he is going to build an intergalactic empire with Krypton as its capital.

Elsewhere, Adam is still trapped in that bottled city, and as he wanders through it he finds a monument to the General. Which, again, is chilling, but why? The General was able to come to power because Brainiac was defeated. Why would a city in Brainiac’s collection have evidence of the General’s empire? Oh, and we don’t see Jayna or Daron at all, so no idea if either of them are still alive.

Regardless, the General reveals that he has already unified Krypton, with the leaders of the other city-states gathered in his audience chamber, as he orders them, and all the universe, to ‘kneel before Zod’!

Underneath Kandor however, we see that Doomsday has awoken, as he begins to smash his containment unit, roaring as the episode ends. We only get a few seconds of him but seriously, how does Krypton, a basic cable show, have a better-looking Doomsday than Batman V Superman, a major blockbuster?

Well, that was the season finale of Krypton everybody! It was…fine. It never made me angry at least. It’s not the best episode of the season, but it did its job. If Krypton had been canceled I’d probably be a lot harsher with it, but given that a second season is confirmed, I’ll give it some leeway. It’s not a dud of an episode, it’s just not a shining gem of one either.

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The Americans Passes the Point of No Return





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At this point, it had to happen, right? This was the next to last episode of The Americans. The battle lines are drawn and there’s no real way to avoid the inevitable. It was simply a matter of how. In many ways, “Jennings, Elizabeth” worked the same way as last week’s episode. You spent the entire time waiting for the shoe to drop and the tension lasted just long enough to make you question yourself. Then it all fell apart in the end. There’s no coming back now.

The Death of the Jennings Family

Here we are. Philip was made by FBI agents and nearly arrested. Elizabeth burned her final bridge with the KGB. Paige found out about her mother seducing the Senate intern and all but emancipated herself from her family.

It’s all over. Now we wait to see where the pieces fall.

As usual, The Americans knocked the tension of each scene out of the park. True to the show’s form, there was no explosion, no sudden moment played for extreme drama that let you know this was THE moment where life became irreparable for the Jennings family. Instead it was a series of circumstances steadily moving forward, like a car accident in slow-motion. You saw each crumple of steel and every broken shard of glass leading into the greater tragedy.

It was interesting to watch the way Philip and Elizabeth each burned a separate bridge throughout the episode, whether willingly or not. You could certainly argue that they were screwed either way. Philip’s meeting with Father Andrei screws his and Elizabeth’s cover regardless of anything Elizabeth does. Elizabeth rebuking the KGB ruins their cover as well, even if nothing happens with Philip. There was no escaping the danger once Elizabeth decided to oppose the anti-Gorbachev faction.

By burning both bridges, however, they have ruined their potential sanctuaries from the response of one side or the other.

If the FBI doesn’t make Philip, then he and Elizabeth have the option to go to them ahead of time and earn some goodwill. If not, they could at least lose themselves somewhere else in America or the rest of the world without the FBI knowing who they are and watching them. They would have time to make some preparations for avoiding KGB retribution. If Elizabeth doesn’t turn on the KGB, they could be extracted and return home. They may still be discovered but they’d have cover.

I find it very interesting that Joe Weisberg and Joel Fields settled on the way each of them burned their cover. Throughout this final season, I assumed the FBI would catch on through Elizabeth. Her work has been so sloppy and has left a trail to follow. She was THE active KGB spy in for the FBI to catch. She was also the loyal one, the unquestioning patriot who would not turn on the Soviet Union, no matter what. If you had to guess who the FBI busts, you likely guess it’s Elizabeth.

And if anyone turned on the KGB and led them to want the Jenningses dead, you’d think it would be Philip. He has been jaded for the majority of the show and basically retired since last season. If anyone would cause the KGB to harm them, it would be him, right? Philip always seemed more likely to perform some treason against the Soviet Union. He did not believe in their mission and was basically living as a real American citizen.

Instead it’s Elizabeth who murders a KGB assassin and admits it to Claudia, while Philip gets made by the FBI during a meeting. Now they have no real way out. It’s just a matter of what side catches them first.

The Americans worked this feeling of isolation and danger remarkably well throughout this episode. Between the directing and the expected top-notch acting of Matthew Rhys and Keri Russell, I found myself acting just like Philip and Elizabeth. I was scanning every background character nervously, wondering who might be an FBI agent or KGB operative. I wondered just how much Stan knew when he visited the travel agency, how much of his visit was a test, and whether Philip allayed or worsened his suspicions.

This kind of slow-burn tension is hard to pull off consistently. The Americans has always executed it well, but even it sometimes goes too slowly sometimes. That was not the case here. “Jennings, Elizabeth” was a terrifically paced episode that gradually removed every bit of support Philip and Elizabeth once had. They’re all alone. For all intents and purposes, Philip and Elizabeth Jennings no longer exist.

I was actually surprised, even after all these years, at how well The Americans incorporated just about every subplot from this season and past seasons into this episode’s downfall. Who expected a call to Pastor Tim? The travel agency, Paige, Henry, Claudia, Elizabeth’s youth, Gregory, Oleg, Father Andrei, Tatiana…it just went on and on. Was all of it perfectly subtle and sensible? Maybe not, but the fact that I didn’t once find myself wondering why something was included in this episode says something about how well they incorporated all these elements. Including some elements fans have questioned throughout the season.

For better or worse (who in the world thinks it’s for the worse?), this was a well-suited penultimate episode of The Americans. Weisberg and Fields delivered an understated earthquake of an episode, one that shifted the continents their characters resided upon for 6 seasons without relying on sudden shocks or deadly twists unnatural to their style.

The Rebirth of Mikhail and Nadezhda

A significant undercurrent of The Americans has always been the loss of identity Philip and Elizabeth went through by becoming KGB operatives. In order to do their job well, they had to let go of the people they used to be. They were Philip and Elizabeth Jennings. Everything in their life was intentionally placed as cover, right down to their children.

In the past 2-3 seasons, we’ve seen a gradual shift reclamation of the identities they once let go of. There was a culmination of this reclamation in their wedding scene last year. Their marriage was no longer a fake vow between their cover identities. Mikhail and Nadezhda made a real commitment of love to each other rather than a commitment to protect their identities. Despite their conflicts this season, they still had that connection.

“Jennings, Elizabeth” used Nadezhda flashbacks for the first time in a while to represent Elizabeth’s awakening at the end of last week’s episode. Philip’s confession last week, as well as the truth about the anti-Gorbachev faction, clearly shook her more than anything has in some time. These flashbacks were here looking back on when exactly she lost her sense of self to the mission, and why. Nadezhda has now made her choice.

Their sense of self ties directly to Father Andrei, and Father Andrei played a huge role in the dissolution of Philip and Elizabeth as a result. Directly in the case of Philip, as it was their meeting that burned him. He also played a role in Elizabeth’s change as well, I think. When she runs, she grabs her and Mikhail’s wedding rings. Those rings symbolize the identities they left behind. Whatever comes next, I think Philip and Elizabeth want to face it as themselves and not the people they were forced to become.

And at this point, they have nothing else. Everything has been stripped away. They can’t go on in their current life because of the FBI. The Soviet Union is not safe since they rebuked the KGB. One child has basically given up on them, and the other made a clear split this week. In the end, they have lost everything from their life as the Jenningses. All that’s left is the choice of who they want to be now.

What will happen to them? It looks bleak. They can’t go to the FBI. They can’t go back to the Soviet Union. I suppose they can try to run, but with both sides after them, I can’t imagine they make it far. I honestly don’t know what they can do here. None of the options feel the least bit promising. In the end, I’m not sure it matters. Once Philip and Elizabeth realize the full impact of how their lives have been erased, they’ll care more about choosing how to go out on their own terms.

They’ll want to face life as Mikhail and Nedezhda, whatever may come. Will this involve them choosing to do so separately? How hard will they try to bring Paige and Henry along with them? We’ll see. What’s more important is that they will make these decisions based on what they want, and who they really are.

Is it just in time for a sorrowful Romeo and Juliet type ending? I guess we’ll see. The finale is here. It could be a Black Sails-style type of wish fulfillment and I’ll still be sad when it’s over. As good as this final season has been, I’m not the least bit ready to see The Americans end.

Other Thoughts:

  • It’s funny, the truth about Philip and Elizabeth seems so obvious that you wonder why Stan didn’t mention his suspicions earlier. Then he starts laying out the case and it doesn’t seem obvious at all. It’s a huge stretch. He could have made a better case, I guess.
  • Poor Oleg. His trip to America was always destined for failure. I hope the pro-Gorbachev side pulls some strings so he avoids long prison time.
  • The KGB sending Tatiana to kill Nesterenko probably shows how much of a minority the anti-Gorbachev faction is. They had no one else remotely as capable as Elizabeth to send.
  • And so ends Paige’s life as a spy. Talk about being destined for failure. All Elizabeth and Claudia really taught her was how to recognize their lies.
  • Speaking of Paige, I’m disappointed that getting to her wasn’t a top priority of both Claudia and Elizabeth. They had this life-changing split and apparently neither thought to tell Paige about it.
  • One last point about the Jennings kids; I’m actually hopeful they’ll make it out of this relatively okay. Henry will likely leave his school, and Paige might suffer for her time working for her mother. Obviously both will have to deal with the consequences of having Soviet spies as parents. Still, neither looks to be in any kind of mortal danger. They can eventually move on with their lives.

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