Phasma Got a Raw Deal
When promotional material came out for Star Wars: The Force Awakens (TFA), few things were as striking as that image of shiny chrome stormtrooper armor punctuated by a red-trimmed cape. “I must know who that is,” I thought to myself. As details came out, that image was revealed to belong to Captain Phasma of the First Order. Better still, the suit was being filled by none other than Gwendolyn Christie, of recent Game of Thrones fame. Sweet.
Now, I’m not a huge Game of Thrones fan, but I am a fan of Brienne of Tarth (Gwen Christie’s character on the show). I loved her character in the books, and what little I saw on the show, and thus I liked Gwen Christie and was freaking pumped for her in the role of Phasma. A badass woman leading the storm troopers? Sign me up! That armor is so cool, and Gwen is so cool. Can’t wait.
So I went ahead and bought myself some Phasma merch before the film even came out. What an awesome villain. What a cool suit. So Psyched.
Then the movie came out.
Don’t get me wrong, I loved TFA, and I still do. For all its flaws, it’s a rollicking fun adventure worthy of the Star Wars franchise. Unfortunately, one of my major complaints was Phasma. For such a cool looking character, she just doesn’t do much.
In all of TFA, Phasma has 1:45 of total screen time (I looked it up). That’s just a little bit more than Lor San Tekka (Max von Sydow) who dies in the first scene of the movie! In that time, what does she do? She looks awesome, of course, and she gives some orders. That’s about it. Toward the end of the film she gets humiliated by Finn and literally thrown in the garbage. Ugh, what a disappointment.
For being so excited by the concept of a character, this was a huge letdown. I was so interested to see what this character would bring to the movie, and what her deal was, and it was just so much nothing. Again, I loved TFA, but this one thing has stuck with me since it came out.
Now, finally, Phasma is getting some much-needed attention. Not only is she appearing in Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (hopefully for more than 1:45 minutes), but she has a new novel and a comic to boot. The Novel has me pretty stoked but I have not been able to read it yet. It’s from author Delilah S. Dawson, and if it’s anything like her novel Wake of Vultures (which you should totally read too) then it will be amazing. The comic I have read and it’s pretty freaking great—it takes Phasma getting thrown in the trash and builds on it to wonderful effect.
The comic is narrated by Phasma as she makes her officer log after the destruction of Starkiller base in TFA. As things play out though, the actual events are much different than what’s on Phasma’s official log.
If you don’t remember from the movie, Finn and Han capture Phasma and force her at gunpoint to lower the shields, letting the Resistance forces in to directly attack the base. As Phasma reports, however, it is unknown who lowered the shields and so she must go investigate. As she records these words she does indeed investigate. She investigates who else had access to the panel where she lowered the shields even as she erases her activity from the internal log. Then, she goes out to assassinate the only other person who could have lowered the shields so she can take credit for his capture.
Immediately, we get more insight into this character in only a few pages than the movie gave us in its two hours plus running-time. Phasma is devious and conniving. The first thing she does after getting out of the trash compactor is cover her own ass and find a way to pin it on someone else. That’s awesomely evil, and it almost makes me forgive them dumping her in the trash in the first place (but not quite).
The Hunt is On
Once she has a name and a face to go with it, the rest of the issue is devoted to Phasma trying to hunt her patsy down so she can kill him and claim justice for the one who betrayed the First Order. I’m starting to get an idea of how she got to be Captain in the first place, and it wasn’t through her leadership capabilities. She’s evil, cunning, and ambitious, all things that fit the Empire and First Order–as well as the Sith–so perfectly.
Phasma hunts her prey through the base itself and even out onto the moon’s surface where she glimpses. Kylo Ren and Rey fighting. She is unable to get to him before he makes it to a hangar and takes off aboard a tie fighter. Inside the hangar, she orders a tie pilot to take her out just in time to escape the Starkiller exploding (but not before ordering two other troops to stay at their posts. Sorry/Not sorry.) From there, we’ll have to wait until issue two to see if she can track down her scapegoat and make him pay for the crime she committed before the truth gets out.
This was a slam-bang first issue and I loved it all: from Phasma’s deviousness to the way the officer’s log was used to show how clever she is, to the amazing artwork. Her polished armor has never looked cooler, and the scenery matches the feel of the film perfectly. Writer Kelly Thompson is in top form here. Between this, the recent Generations: Hawkeyes issue, and the regular run of Hawkeye starring Kate Bishop, Thompson is really killing it this month. I cannot wait for the next issue.
For anyone else disappointed with Phasma from her briefest of brief appearances in TFA, this comic will give you some closure. It is full of great moments that give us a sense of who Phasma is and it builds on the unfortunate treatment she received in the movie in a fun and cool way that makes it almost forgivable. With each page turn, I couldn’t help but smile. This was the Phasma I was waiting for.
I love Star Wars, and I love villains, and Phasma is finally shaping up to be one of the better ones in the Star Wars universe thanks to Kelly Thompson. Here’s hoping that her appearance in The Last Jedi is as good as this comic.
Fanfinites rating – Perfect 10/10!
Journey to Star Wars: The Last Jedi – Captain Phasma #1
Writer: Kelly Thompson
Artist: Marco Checchetto
Colorist: Andres Mossa
Letterer: VC’s Clayton Cowles
Images courtesy of Lucasfilm and Marvel Comics
Barbarella, Still Stunning After 55 Years, Gets New Comic
After three decades without a comic, kitschy sex icon Barbarella is returning to the printed page thanks to Dynamite Entertainment.
Barbarella exploded onto comic pages for the first time in a 1962 issue of V Magazine, and since then has been stiffening hearts and minds of readers the world over. Created by Jean-Claude Forest, the comic follows the (often controversial) titular heroine as she travels the galaxy engaging in adventures as exciting as they were erotic. It was labeled as the very first pornographic comic.
Created to represent the author’s ideal of a sexually liberated woman, the comic became a fixture of the sexual revolution. But the world was not yet satisfied, and Barbarella came to the big screen in 1968 with Barbarella.
The film starred Jane Fonda as Barbarella, the camera firmly affixed to her every movement and gyration. Accompanied by the sexy angel Pygar, Barbarella must defeat the evil Dr. Durand-Durand and his sinister Orgasmatron. It famously featured the first female orgasm in US theaters. Despite derision from contemporary reviewers as “schlock,” and condemnation from the Catholic Church, the film did well and even became the second most popular film in the UK for that year.
Since then the legend of Barbarella has only been a grower, as the camp and fun of the movie has made it a fixture of midnight movie showings. Its influence has been felt up and down the globe, from the designs in The Fifth Element to the name of Duran Duran.
Io9 reports that the series will be written by Mark Carey (X-Men, Lucifer, The Girl with All the Gifts) with art by Kenan Yarar (Hilal). It will be Barbarella’s solo title since 1982, and her first appearance in an American comic. Its release will celebrate 55 years of Barbarella.
Image courtesy of Paramount Pictures
Scott Pilgrim’s Precious Little Life Excels At World Building
Yes, friends, it’s time to revisit the Scott Pilgrim comic books for the work of art they are. First published in 2004 and being both written and drawn by Bryan Lee O’Malley, the six-part series is about the eponymous title character, Scott Pilgrim, and what happened to him when he sort of started juggling two relationships at once. In this article, we will discuss the first volume “Scott Pilgrim’s Precious Little Life”.
Scott, 23, is the bass player for the underachieving band Sex Bob-Omb which also stars Stephen Stills singing and Kim Pine on the drums. We meet Scott as he is talking about his new high school girlfriend, Knives Chau, to his friends and then to his roommate, Wallace Wells. When his sister finds out, she calls Scott and asks him why he decided to start dating someone much younger and he tells her “it’s just nice, it’s just simple”.
Being the broke young adult he is, Scott’s options for hanging out with Knives usually involve the band practice (which Knives absolutely hearts) and low budget places like Goodwill and CD stores — this was 2004, so bear with it. Their conversation flows nicely because Scott seems genuinely interested in Knives’s day-to-day high school intrigues like who-likes-who and whatever happened at the yearbook meetings. However, at one of these hangouts, Scott sees a pink-haired roller-skating woman that catches his eye because he had seen her before in his own imagination/dreams.
After some obsessing, Scott finally has the chance to introduce himself to the girl of whom not a lot is known about, with the exception of her name, Ramona Flowers, and that she left New York after a breakup with some guy named Gideon. Scott tries to make conversation, but his sheer awkwardness gets the best of him and he ends up leaving her alone.
However, Scott was still stuck on Ramona so, armed with the information that she worked doing deliveries for Amazon, he placed an order just so she would go to her house, which she eventually does, and actually agrees to go out with Scott on a date after some persuasion. We also see that, after Ramona’s introduction, Scott became distinctively uninterested in Knives’s stories which culminates in him running away after Knives make a move to kiss him.
Stephen Stills is able to set up a gig for Sex Bob-Omb against Crash and The Boys. At their date, Scott and Ramona have a nice time getting to know each other and Ramona finally explains that she uses these subspace highways to get to one place to another faster and it is because of those that Scott was having visions of her. They end up at her place, but they don’t engage in sex right away which is not only okay but preferred to Scott.
It’s showtime and everybody is there which includes Stacey and Jimmy (new boyfriend), Wallace, Ramona, and even Knives who totally got a makeover to become more “rad”. Naturally, Scott ends up freaking out about both of his girlfriends at the same place and tries to run away from the discourse. It’s worth pointing out that, at this point, pretty much everyone has told Scott to break up with Knives, but he simply can’t bring himself to do it.
Their presentations finally start and the Crash and The Boys’ last song is powerful enough to knock everybody in the audience out for 20 minutes. Meanwhile, a little after Wallace ends up kissing Jimmy and a not too far into Sex Bob-Omb’s song, the unexpected happens: a man flies from the sky, breaking the roof, and announcing himself as Matthew Patel, the first of Ramona’s Seven Evil Ex-Boyfriends.
Clueless at first, Scott picks up the thread and engages in the fight: apparently, Scott is known as the best fighter in the province and is able to turn this around. Matthew even brings out sexy demon women to help with his fighting/musical choreography, but Scott is able to flip it and reverse it to his benefit. In the end, Matthew Patel is gone leaving behind $2.10 in coins.
During the subway ride back home, Ramona and Scott finally define the relationship as she tells him that, in order for them to be a free couple, Scott will have to defeat Ramona’s League of Evil Exes. Pilgrim acquiesces to the proposal, but, upon asking whether Gideon is one of them, Ramona’s head starts glowing weirdly.
So… what was that?
Right off the bat, I’ll admit that not only the Scott Pilgrim series is one of the few comics I’ve read, but also it’s downright my favorite. The work Bryan Lee O’Malley put into each of the 180-paged issues is astonishing and, as much as I love a visual gag, I have to hand it to the self-aware and genuinely funny script: it’s tight and, from the very beginning, it serves the mission to set us up for a complex and detailed ride.
Now, if you’ve read the comics, you know what I am talking about: the drawing is purposefully inspired in Japanese manga while still having a style of its own. If I had to pick up one word to describe it, it perhaps would be “irreverent”, because the lines and coloring help the story develop even with its larger-than-life and ludicrous storytelling.
The best part about the volume is how well the world building was done. The Scott Pilgrim reality is quite obviously very whimsical and it’s only semi-grounded in reality (or maybe it is fully grounded in reality? I honestly wouldn’t know because I’ve never been to Toronto so I can’t testify to Toronto’s whimsicality). This is a story that includes a wormhole-like subspace highway that is absolutely ubiquitous to Ramona, but not for Canadians, apparently. Not only that, but Crash and The Boys physically knocked people out with music and Matthew Patel brought in demons and ended up turning to coins. It’s quite clear that Scott Pilgrim’s world is one inspired by the possible plausibilities of video games and cartoons.
As for the characters, from very early on, we see how Bryan Lee O’Malley, a half Korean man, wanted to integrate his own culture on the story as he has talked about on his Tumblr account, giving a very straight answer about the lack of POC in his story:
So anyway, I guess what I’m saying is, what I knew in the first 20 years of my life was white people and a little bit of asian people and so that’s what I put in Scott Pilgrim. I had an unexamined non-attitude towards race and I didn’t think about it until years later.
In the first volume, we do meet Knives and her friend Tamara, who appear throughout the series. Sadly, Matthew Patel bit the dust right after his introduction.
A nice point I always love when I read this comic is Wallace’s relationship with Scott and everybody else. Reading Wallace as a “gay best friend” is quite easy and he does fall victim of hypersexualization during some time, but I still love the tiny moments that include LGBT+ characters in the story and, spoiler alert, there are quite a few still to come.
It’s also nice to point out how quick everyone got concerned when Scott, 23, said he was dating a high schooler. While Scott says it is “easier” for him and Knives seems to genuinely like Scott, their relationship appears sketchy to the reader on most occasions, especially after Ramona is introduced. Knives own arc of self-discovery, independence, and love is amazing and definitely worth the price of admission on its own.
As far as Scott and Ramona, the duo still has a lot of ground to walk. One moment that usually gets praise is the non-intercourse that happens after the first date. I don’t particularly think that Ramona was aware of Scott’s anxieties regarding being intimate with someone for the first time after getting his heart broken a year before, but it was a nice touch that he ended up getting what he needed: an intimate moment, sure, but one that didn’t have to appease to pressuring dating rules. This moment also probably doubles as when the couple really started connecting, putting down the basis for the relationship to become believable.
Well, that’s about it for Vol. 1. Join me in a couple of weeks to talk about Vol. 2 Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World!
Images Courtesy of Oni Press
Wonder Woman’s enemies practically defeat themselves in “Heart of the Amazon”
The “Heart of the Amazon” arc has had its ups and downs for Wonder Woman. It started very strong with a meaningful and emotional first issue, but then petered out when its attempt to build on top of that with action couldn’t quite bring it together. It finally seemed to get a handle on itself in issue #29, where they managed to have both an action/adventure setting while still retaining the friendship and family connections.
Unfortunately, despite having a very satisfying main body, issue #29 of Wonder Woman closed with a “twist” that was severely wanting: Hamilton Revere, the man behind Dr. Crawford’s attempt to grant herself superpowers using Diana’s blood and also behind the bounty hunters sent after her, works for the US Government. That twist — if you even want to call it that — didn’t make sense, and it lacked any sort of emotional punch.
So now we are on to Issue #30, part 5 of “Heart of the Amazon”. This is the last issue of this story-arc, and let’s see if they manage to pull out a victory.
At the Evil Lair
Wonder Woman speaks to Hamilton Revere and the various soldiers under his employ, and Revere reaffirms his statement from the last issue. He is an operative of the US government, and what’s been going on is a sanctioned mission to gain superpowered soldiers. The surrounding guards aren’t mercenaries or villains-for-hire, but soldiers who have been personally inspired and saved by Wonder Woman who volunteered to gain powers themselves in the hopes that they can help the world.
What was a lie was the claim that the research would be immediately applicable to diseases and medicinal cures, which is why Diana had walked into this “trap” willingly. Though he says that it might lead to medical breakthroughs eventually, Revere admits that the goal of their research was purely about the combat side of superpowers. His previous talk about how their research would help the world referred to his belief that all other nations would surrender to their authority and they would have “peace” once the US had an army of super soldiers.
Obviously, Diana wants no part in this plan, so there’s the obligatory fight scene. It turns out that the soldiers present have already been given superpowers, so they can fight Wonder Woman on even terms, although some of them still use their plain olds guns as well.
Eventually their numbers overwhelm her, and Wonder Woman is strapped down for Evil Medical Experiments.
At the Picket
At the beginning of the issue, Etta Candy and Steve Trevor were sullenly sitting at the Picket after being ordered to reman there as Diana goes off into who-knows-what danger. They idly swat at some of the ants crawling on the table (Again? Seriously, what is up with the ants in this arc?), and then Sasha Bordeaux asks to see them in her office. She explains that General Thomas (Aha! His name is General Thomas. It only took five issues to get this) has been ordered to keep them there, lending credence to Revere’s “we are the government” bit. In a parallel to her conversation with Etta in the preceding issue, Sasha says that she has picked her side and helps them sneak out so that they can go help Diana.
Etta and Steve race to the Evil Lair, scope out the defenses (Steve even recognizes one of the soldiers on guard), and then launch an attack/distraction.
Wonder Woman manages to break out of her restraints, and with Etta and Steve’s assistance (Plus the help of one of the soldiers who regrets her involvement) they defeat and disable all of the super soldiers. Just as with Dr. Crawford at the beginning of the arc, Wonder Woman removes all of their superpowers through the use of the Lasso of Truth, since it can separate the lie of their powers from their true beings.
When Revere is being carted away by the cops, he again claims that he works with the military and the police say that they checked with the Pentagon and they claim they never heard of him. I’m assuming this is the military disavowing his actions rather than a reveal that it was a lie all along, because if he knew nobody at the Pentagon would back him then why would he still play the role when it will just make things worse for him? Before the cops put him into a car he is intercepted by two EMTs who say they need to check him over, only to be revealed as two of his soldiers who abscond with him so that he can give them powers again.
Diana, meanwhile, is recuperating at Etta Candy’s apartment with Steve and Destiny, Etta’s niece that Diana had bonded with at the beginning of the arc. They talk, laugh, and love, and that brings us to a close.
Let’s get this out of the way: The Villain in this issue just torpedoes any attempt at drama or complexity that the story tries to offer up. From any perspective the Evil Plan makes no sense, and is actually self-defeating.
The Evil Plan
The first problem is the premise that this is an official government operation and not a rogue operation aiming for Revere’s personal wealth or advancement. I’m not saying that I have a problem with a story concept of the government running unethical medical experiments to try and bring about superpowers (That kind of thing happens in real life, Project MKULTRA being the one that first springs to mind), but I do have a problem with them deliberately shooting themselves in the foot like this by. Diana is already willfully working with them, so why are they trying to force her compliance at gunpoint? Why not just say “We think studying your blood can give us cures for diseases, will you agree to a regular blood draw once a month for research and application?” They obviously considered that point and they believed it would work, since that is the lie they use to lure her in, so why not just do it?
Then there’s the fact that the soldiers they’ve recruited are deliberately all personal fans of Wonder Woman. One of them talks about how Diana inspired her to believe that a woman could accomplish great things despite being opposed by the patriarchy, and another says her life was personally saved during combat in Iraq. Since Revere lied to them about Diana being a willing test subject, indicating that he knew that they wouldn’t go along with attacking their hero, why didn’t he get soldiers drawn at random? Or even people with a grudge against Wonder Woman? There’s got to be plenty of soldiers who are envious of her powers, or resent the fact that she hasn’t gone into all of the combat zones and single-handedly taken out all of the enemy combatants. Why surround himself with people that he specifically knew would have moral oppositions to his plan?
This all means that Wonder Woman is going to fight against him instead of politely acquiescing, and she is going to have help from his own side once they realize that she is there under duress (Only one of the soldiers actually does change sides, but still).
A lot of this could have been avoided with the simple reveal that Revere had gone rogue and was operating outside of his orders. That would cover why he has to steal Diana’s blood, because he’s going to use it for his own ends and not the government’s. It would also explain why his underlings are all Diana fanboys, since he had to work within a structure that honestly thought it was helping Diana. “Rogue government agency” isn’t exactly a new or unique plot, in fact it’s been done a half-a-dozen times with Wonder Woman herself, but at least it would make internal sense. As it is, I spent the entire issue shaking my head.
The Rest of the Comic
Okay, leaving aside the villain’s plan, the rest of the comic is…well, it’s “okay”. Not groundbreaking, but not horrible.
They finally named the as-yet-unnamed General that has been hanging around the Picket. It’s nice to finally attach a name to the face, especially with the way he had been introduced at the start of the arc as a Reasonable and Benevolent leader before being ordered to obstruct Steve and Etta here.
Even though she wasn’t involved in the fight itself, they managed to include Sasha Bordeaux in the narrative by having her help Etta and Steve sneak out. By having her state that she picked her side, a direct quote of what Etta had said to her in the previous issue, it manages to include why she is helping them without bogging the action down in a page of dialogue.
It’s brief, but there was also a very quick panel of might-have-been flirtation between Etta and Amelia Medina, the one soldier who turned against Revere and assisted them. It’s a lightning fast exchange, just a single panel of Etta telling Amelia that she can call her by her first name instead of “Commander Candy”, but I’m going to grab onto that and hold tight. Ever since they introduced ‘Marc’ in the first issue of the arc, combined with the complete lack of any mention of Barbara Ann Minerva, I’ve been dreading the day when this new creative team might try to introduce a boyfriend for Etta. The inclusion of her flirting, no matter how small, is a little reassurance that the new creative team hasn’t forgotten that she is a lesbian, even if they haven’t shown what happened to her girlfriend.
The one thing I don’t get is the continued inclusion of ants at the Picket. This has been an ongoing event since the first issue of the arc, with references to the building being fumigated and renting temporary office space. I keep expecting it to become a critical plot-point (Are they alien ants? Mind-control ants? Spy ants? Demon ants?), but they keep just being ants.
What’s the story here?